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Sep 14 2023

Biden Calls on Media to Defend Him From Impeachment

Everyone understands that the establishment media and the Democratic Party are two heads on the same hydra. But apparently not everyone understands that it is bad form to admit that out loud, because it exposes what the liberal establishment calls Our Democracy as a corrupt farce. Or maybe the Biden Regime is just desperate:

Ian Sams, a White House spokesman, issued a memo to editorial leadership at U.S. news organizations that insisted the time has come for the “media to ramp up its scrutiny of House Republicans for opening an impeachment inquiry based on lies.”

The job of the media is not to investigate whether Biden is a criminal, but to smear those who bring his crimes to light. After all, the media is overwhelmingly comprised of Democrats.

As for Democrats who operate in the government wing of the liberal establishment,

Democrats in Congress quickly rallied behind the president after the impeachment inquiry got announced.

House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) grunted that Democrats “will defend President Biden until the very end.”

Don’t expect any curiosity as to whether Biden is guilty of influence peddling. Everyone knows the answer to that. The only question is whether he will continue to get away with it.

Read the White House memo here.

On tips from Ed McAninch, KirklesWorth, and Anonymous.

Sep 14 2023

CNN Lists a Few Biden Lies

As we were reminded when Biden marked the anniversary of September 11 by falsely claiming to have been at Ground Zero the next day and to have witnessed the attack on the Pentagon, he is not merely a liar but a compulsive liar, who lies brazenly and constantly, with no consideration for how easily his lies are debunked. This is a manifestation of mental illness; either Biden literally cannot stop himself from lying due to a severe personality disorder, or he is psychotic and cannot distinguish reality from his self-aggrandizing fantasies. Even the regime stenographers at CNN are getting sick of it:

While this guy did not have time to list more than a tiny fraction of Biden’s lies, he skipped some true doozies, like Biden being Catholic, having attended a black church, having gone to a black college, being the first in his family to attend college, having done well in college, having taught constitutional law for over 20 years, having cured cancer, and even having been arrested in South Africa for trying to meet with liberal demigod Nelson Mandela.

The Washington Post maintained a database of alleged lies told by Donald Trump, but declined to do so for Biden, possibly due to insufficient capacity to deal with the sheer volume.

Back in 1988, when we still had standards, Biden’s run for president collapsed amid gales of laughter in part due to his absurd lies. Senility may aggravate Biden’s compulsive lying, but it isn’t the original cause.

That CNN would effectively admit Biden is a pathological liar with mental problems confirms that the liberal establishment is planning to install a new figurehead prior to the 2024 election.

Hat tip: Not the Bee.

Sep 12 2023

Creepy Joe and the Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers

During one of his rare appearances outside his basement during the 2020 campaign, Biden exhibited the temper issue sometimes associated with senility by bizarrely calling a young woman a “dog-faced pony soldier.” Having degenerated even more deeply into dementia, he now provides us with insight into the meaning of the insult:

As we saw with the young woman in New Hampshire, who provoked the insult by asking about Biden’s fourth place standing in the Iowa Caucuses, a “lying dog-faced pony soldier” is someone who doesn’t stick to the script. Questioners of the global warming hoax are also lying dog-faced pony soldiers, whispers Creepy Joe.

On tips from Wiggins and Jester.

Sep 12 2023

Biden’s 9/11 Trifecta

Biden’s dishonoring of the September 11 dead on the 22nd anniversary yesterday did not stop at blowing off the traditional memorial service or even at choosing that date to announce handing $6 billion to Islamic terrorists. Being a compulsive liar, he also had to add this:

Biden said Monday that he was at the World Trade Center site in New York City one day after the 9/11 attacks — despite his own autobiography placing him in DC.

Croaked Creepy Joe:

“Ground Zero in New York — I remember standing there the next day and looking at the building. And I felt like I was looking through the gates of hell.”

When this advocate of abortion up to birth and the satanic transsexualization of children who blasphemously calls himself Catholic gets a view through the gates of hell, it will be from the other side.

Like Tommy Flanagan digging himself ever deeper into preposterous lies, Biden also claimed to see American Airlines Flight 77 strike the Pentagon:

“The plume of fire that shot up in the sky in Pentagon [sic] — I remember seeing as I got off the Amtrak train on my way to work in the United States Senate.”

Yeah, that’s the ticket.

In his 2007 autobiography, Biden reports seeing “a brown haze of smoke,” not a plume of fire. As for Ground Zero, he actually made it up there on September 20.

Even CNN is getting sick of his lies. Go away, Biden.

On tips from Varla and MrRightWingDave.

Sep 06 2023

Biden Dishonors Medal of Honor Recipient

Now I get why the liberal establishment settled on the conspicuously creepy, incompetent, and corrupt Joe Biden as its figurehead. Each day that he is kept in the White House is another clot of phlegm spat in our faces.

Maybe Biden was trying to get away before the closing prayer because he was afraid references to God would make his skin smoke.

The incident took place Tuesday just after Biden placed the medal on former U.S. Army Captain Larry Taylor.

Taylor, 81, received the medal for heroic action during the Vietnam War. In 1968, the then-1st Lt. Taylor flew his helicopter into harm’s way to rescue four of his comrades who were surrounded by the enemy and facing certain death.

After Biden wandered off in the middle of the ceremony,

The benediction was then read as Taylor stood onstage by himself. Someone in the crowd seemed to gesture to Taylor to remain standing up front despite the president having left.

They hate us so much they are running Biden for reelection, despite it being obvious to all the world that he is dysfunctional.

They say Caligula appointed his horse Incitatus to the Roman Senate. Obama, Soros, and the rest of the cabal ruling our country have topped that.

On tips from Blackjack and Mr. Freemarket.

Sep 01 2023

Laughable Gaslighting on Maui Response

By now we are used to gaslighting from Democrats, but this is ridiculous:

White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre now claims Joe Biden reacted to the Hawaii Wildfire in “record time” despite him enjoying two vacations during the national emergency.

Say what?

Maybe it really was record time. It might have been a record for the slowest response to a national emergency by a sitting so-called president:

When Biden toured the devastation in Hawaii nearly two weeks after the city of Lahaina burned to the ground, locals were caught on video chanting “f*** Joe Biden” as he walked down a street. “Here he comes after 13 days,” one person said as the president passed by. Another commented: “Wow, he’s finally here. Wow, yeah, thanks for nothing.”

Biden then proceeded to insult those affected by comparing the disaster to a minor kitchen fire and dishonestly attempting to exploit it to promote the global warming hoax.

On tips from Blackjack and MrRightWingDave.

Aug 15 2023

Biden Demands More Money to House Illegals He Invited

Biden invited the entire world to invade and ride free upon the welfare gravy train. Millions upon millions have taken him up on the offer. He put the repulsively damp Alejandro Mayorkas in charge of not only leaving the border wide open but distributing illegal aliens throughout the country to make their removal all but impossible. His regime prevents Texas and Arizona from defending the border. It even cuts razor wire to let the invaders in, and offers massive cash payments to illegal aliens.

Now Biden wants to spend more of our money housing but not incarcerating the invaders:

Biden is reportedly asking Congress to approve a housing program for illegal immigrants at the southern border as part of his $40 billion emergency funding request.

Biden’s plan would provide housing for illegal immigrants where they could come and go as they please while the Department of Homeland Security puts them through an expedited process…

Biden’s proposed housing program would give illegal immigrants the freedom to leave during the day before they would have to check in and stay the night at the housing facility, a DHS official told Axios.

This gives them the option of vanishing into the interior of the country if the accommodations are not to their liking, or if they think there is some chance they may be expelled.

On a tip from Blackjack.

Aug 09 2023

Gold Star Families Sound Off on Biden’s Betrayal

Of all the disgraces history will curse Biden for, the most infuriating may be his betrayal of US troops serving in Afghanistan. His treatment of their survivors has been appalling:

The emotional testimony this week by the families of the 13 U.S. service members killed during President Biden’s chaotic military withdrawal in Afghanistan has cast renewed scrutiny on the president’s past treatment of Gold Star families. …

The U.S. military evacuation, which required thousands of additional U.S. troops on the ground and significant cooperation from the Taliban to complete, ended a day ahead of deadline on Aug. 30, 2021, leaving behind hundreds of U.S. citizens and tens of thousands of Afghan allies despite Biden’s promise days earlier to “get them all out.”

By “evacuation,” they mean unconditional surrender to the sandal-wearing savages who provided Al Qaeda the base from which to launch 9/11.

There has been no accountability, despite the Americans killed or abandoned, and despite the $billions worth of military equipment paid for by Americans and gifted by Biden to the Taliban.

“We were told lies, given incomplete reports, incorrect reports, total disrespect,” [Gold Star mother Kelly] Barnett said. “I was told to my face [son Staff Sergeant Taylor Hoover] died on impact. That’s not true. The only reason that I know this is because witnesses told me the truth. I was lied to and basically told to shut up.”

Shana Chappell, mother of Lance Corporal Kareem Nikoui, sounded off on Facebook about a meeting with Biden:

“You tried to interrupt me and give me your own sob story and I had to tell you, ‘This isn’t about you so don’t make it about you!’” Chappell wrote. “You then said you just wanted me to know that you know how I feel and I let you know that you don’t know how I feel and you do not have the right to tell me you know how I feel! You then rolled your f— eyes in your head like you were annoyed with me and I let you know that the only reason I was talking to you was out of respect for my son.”

Far from accepting meaningful responsibility for the debacle, Biden wouldn’t even stop looking at his watch as the corpses of Americans he had gotten killed were returned:

Darin Hoover, father of Utah Marine Darin Taylor Hoover Jr., said the president looked down at his watch not once but several times as the caskets were being offloaded.

“That didn’t happen just once. It happened on every single one that came out of that airplane. It happened on every single one of them. They would release the salute, and he would look down at his watch on every last one, all 13, he looked down at his watch,” Hoover said on Fox News’ “Hannity” in 2021.

Further, Biden insultingly steals valor by lying to Gold Star families that his son Beau died in Iraq.

As the cherry on top, he continues to shovel our money at the Taliban he surrendered to:

A report from the Special Inspector General for Afghanistan Reconstruction that was released a week ago found that since the American military left Kabul with 13 U.S. service members killed and with billions of dollars in equipment left behind, money has continued to flow in. …

“The U.S. government has appropriated more than $2.35 billion in [fiscal year] 2022 and [fiscal year] 2023 funding for Afghanistan reconstruction programming since the Taliban takeover of Afghanistan in August 2021,” the report stated.

This goes beyond treason to something so vile we have no word for it.

Here a Gold Star father calls on Biden and his stooges to have the honor to resign:

But there is no honor in Biden, or in the liberal establishment he personifies — as CNN demonstrates by ignoring the testimony:

On tips from Varla, Ed McAninch, Anonymous, and Blackjack.

Aug 03 2023

First Amendment Threatened Over Ashley Biden’s Diary

Like Hunter Biden’s laptop, Ashley Biden’s diary has been confirmed to be genuine. It reveals that Creepy Joe took showers with his own daughter. The Regime has trampled on the First Amendment to keep us from knowing this:

Included in the diary:

“Was I molested,” the author writes. “I think so — I can’t remember specifics but I do remember trauma. Hyper-sexualized @ a young age . . . I remember being somewhat sexualized with Caroline; I remember having sex with friends @ a young age; showers w/my dad (probably not appropriate).”

Pleads Hot Air:

Can we please call a moving van and a fumigator to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, and – when the poison clears – can we have the house cleaned by a religious team? Rabbi, priest, imam – whoever and whatever it takes to get a ritual cleansing for the ages done of the White House, and remove the scum that has to be clinging to the walls with every breath Joe Biden takes in that hallowed place.

Sounds great, but first we have to cure the culture that made it conceivable that someone like Joe Biden could even come close to being elected.

On a tip from seaoh.

Aug 01 2023

Joe Biden’s Last Line of Legal Defense

Even with a shameless partisan apparatchik serving as Attorney General, the legal noose is tightening around Joe Biden’s neck. He has been committing serious crimes too arrogantly for too long to avoid Leavenworth indefinitely, even with our two-tiered system of justice. Devon Archer confirms that Barack Obama’s former idiot sidekick was directly involved in influence-peddling operations, testifying that bagman Hunter put the Big Guy on the phone over 20 times to sell “the brand.”

Presenting Creepy Joe’s last line of defense:

What jury will believe this guy has been running a multi-$billion influence-peddling operation? Biden doesn’t come off like someone who could run a Kool-Aid stand. His lawyers will pretend he didn’t know who he was talking to.

On a tip from Blackjack.

Jul 28 2023

Most Diverse Fighting Fice in the History of the World

Last night at Truman Civil Rights Symposium, the Commander in Chief crowed triumphantly that what’s left of the USA has “the most diverse fighting fice … in the history of the world”:

Biden misspoke of course. He meant to say “fighting farce.” Not that the transsexuals who have been prioritized are expected to fight — they are too privileged for that.

The US military is no farce yet. But with the likes of Biden at the top, implementing their agenda through Pentagon brass comprised of moonbats, it will be soon.

On a tip from Blackjack.

Jul 26 2023

Biden Cancer Lie Erased From White House Transcript

From George Orwell’s 1984:

“Everything faded into mist. The past was erased, the erasure was forgotten, the lie became truth.”

In that spirit,

That’s not what he said. The official White House transcript, like Biden’s claim to have cured cancer, is a lie. For now, we still have the receipts:

Anyone wonder why trust in American institutions is evaporating? They are infested with progressives is why.

On a tip from Jester.

Jul 26 2023

Biden Lying That He Cured Cancer Is Nothing New

Some are alarmed that Joe Biden would claim he cured cancer, suspecting that his mental decline is so advanced that he may actually believe it.

However, Biden has been telling easily disprovable and often outlandish lies his whole career. He has claimed to have done well in school, that he was the first member of his family to attend college, that he taught constitutional law for over 20 years, that he attended a black college, that he attended a black church, that he never opposed fracking, and even, blasphemously, that he is Catholic, despite being a conspicuously aggressive advocate of moral depravity including abortion.

More lies:

1. Biden said his helicopter was “forced down” near Osama bin Laden’s lair in Afghanistan

2. Biden said he was a coal miner

3. Biden said he was “shot at” in Iraq

4. Biden said he called Slobodan Milošević a “damn war criminal” to his face

5. Biden said he participated in sit-ins at segregated restaurants and movie theaters

6. Biden said he criticized President George W. Bush during lengthy private meetings in the Oval Office

Still more:

1. Law School Grades

2. Arrested in South Africa

3. First Job

4. Visiting a Synagogue

5. Unemployment Numbers

6. Visited Afghanistan

7. Naval Academy Appointment

8. Beau Died in Iraq

9. Never Spoken to Hunter About Family Business

10. Visited 54 States

11. Passing Student Loan Legislation

12. Raised by Puerto Ricans

13. Gas Prices

14. Biden Traveling 17,000 Miles with Chinese President

15. Inflation Is Temporary

The lies that he was arrested in South Africa and that he has not been involved in his bagman Hunter’s influence peddling operations are at least as preposterous as his curing cancer claim.

Biden’s incessant lying was one of the main reasons he was laughed off the stage even by the liberal media back in 1988, when we still had standards.

He lies not only because he is a contemptible, third-rate human being, as we have all known for decades. His lies are compulsive, resulting from a case of pseudologia fantastica that is so severe as to cross into psychosis and that predates his senility by a generation.

On tips from Wiggins, Blackjack, seaoh, and Mr. Freemarket.

Jul 24 2023

Ethics Complaint From Hunter Biden Lawyer

It’s as if this were all for laughs. A more ostentatiously unethical scumbag than Creepy Joe’s bagman Hunter would be difficult to imagine. Yet Hunter’s lawyer has lodged an ethics complaint against Marjorie Taylor Greene for presenting tasteless materials at a congressional committee hearing:

Abbe Lowell requested that an ethics watchdog ‘immediately’ initiate a review of Greene’s conduct after she showed the censored sexually explicit photos of Hunter, which came from his infamous laptop.

In a letter to the Office of Congressional Ethics (OCE), he said Greene’s ‘abhorrent’ behavior blatantly violates House Ethics rules and standards of official conduct.

The word “abhorrent” more aptly describes the Biden Crime Family, which has now pushed liberals’ tendency to project their crimes and deficiencies onto their enemies to a comical extreme of absurdity.

Greene displayed the images in order to ask about Hunter Biden writing off taxes for costs related to escorts, prostitutes and sex clubs.

For this, she is scolded about ethics. If progressives can call other people racist for resisting their race-based ideology, why not?

On tips from Blackjack and Lyle.

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