Colonized Germany Safe for Neither Kids Nor Ponies

Germans have noticed that their leftist government will not defend them from the Islamic welfare colonists it imported to displace them:

Regarding the references to Aschaffenburg, that’s…

…where a failed Afghan asylum seeker who should have been deported targeted a group of kindergarten children in a park, stabbing a 2-year-old boy to death.

As in the USA, moonbats just keep doubling down on the moonbattery that made such a mess:

[T]he leader of the Left Party in Germany has suggested that the country could grant asylum to a million migrants a year in order to protect them from “the consequences of climate change.”

This despite the fact that foreign migrant suspects are responsible for nearly 6 in 10 violent crimes in Germany, according to government statistics.

Germany has real problems, which have nothing to do with the weather. They have to do with rule by the sort of leftists who would open the borders.

Will the wokesters in charge at least protect ponies? They will not:

A shocking case has emerged from the beautiful town of Oberneufnach in Bavaria, which involved a 52-year-old Turkish asylum seeker allegedly breaking into a stable and sexually abusing ponies.

The man, who is from a refugee shelter in the nearby town of Anhofen, was arrested after he was caught on surveillance video [which] showed the man had sexually abused multiple female ponies in the course of 25 minutes. Several of the ponies suffered physical injuries, including one that collapsed to the ground.

The amorous multicultural tapestry enricher has been doing this “routinely.” He knew about the surveillance camera, but didn’t care, presumably knowing there won’t be consequences. Reports a local woman:

“On Saturday the man was wandering through our village again. I’m scared. Especially for children and animals. Because the police say: ‘That’s not enough for prison or deportation.’”

Migrants have been caught raping ponies in Germany before. For example:

In 2017, a Syrian migrant raped a pony in broad daylight at Berlin’s Görlitzer Park’s petting zoo.

Ponies are not the only ones getting raped.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.

Over 5,000 FBI Agents Investigated January 6

Now that the good guys are running the Justice Department, the public can find out what the FBI has been up to. It hasn’t been good:

FBI officials have caved to demands from the Justice Department, providing a list of agents involved in the J6 Capitol riot investigations…

More than 5,000 names were coughed up in response to the demand from Acting Deputy Attorney General Emil Bove.

To put it into proper context, there are only roughly 13,000 agents and 38,000 total FBI employees. This means that roughly 13% of the entire FBI was tasked with investigating protestors.

That is, 13% of this bloated federal behemoth devoted itself to hunting down people for taking part in this:

The handful of hooligans who vandalized or assaulted police officers deserved to answer to the law. The rest of the protesters never should have been pestered.

At least hunting down tourists who wandered into the People’s House is better than taking part in SWAT raids to terrorize pro-lifers.

It is unclear whether the 5,000+ number includes agent provocateurs embedded with protesters to stir up something for Democrats to exploit.

Moonbats shriek that trimming some of the fat at the FBI is a five-alarm fire:

But it seems the bureau has plenty of manpower to spare.

On tips from Tlabia Majora and KirklesWorth.

Draining Swamp Is Five-Alarm Fire

Normally, the Newspeak Dictionary gets ever thinner as moonbats limit our ability to think by limiting our vocabulary. However, sometimes a new term is added. Introducing five-alarm fire, which can be defined as “a person or event seen as an obstruction by progressives.”

Agents are experiencing “terror” because cleaning up the FBI before it could finish deteriorating into an American KGB is a five-alarm fire:

So is asking for accountability from USAID, which has been shoveling massive amounts of our money at other countries:

Chuck Todd has joined Jim Acosta and Chris Wallace among the Democrat propagandists who have been flushed out of the mainstream media recently as it struggles to restore credibility and relevance. He agrees that DOGE leader Elon Musk is a walking five-alarm fire:

You just heard Chuck Todd accuse another person of helping to “destroy the trusted information ecosystem.” The lack of self-awareness among moonbats is absolute.

On tips from WDS 2.0 and Mr. Freemarket.

New York AG: Illegal Not to Do Sex Change on Kids

To prevent it from fragmenting into chaos, the USA has the Supremacy Clause, according to which federal law supersedes state law. Yet local jurisdictions governed by liberals thumb their noses at federal immigration and drug laws. Since they are not forced to, why should local leftists comply with anything federal that does not meet with their approval? A deep blue state might even inflict sex change procedures on children in defiance of a presidential executive order. Flipping everything upside down, a state AG might declare it illegal not to commit these crimes against humanity:

New York Attorney General Letitia James on Monday told hospitals that they would be violating state law if they stop offering gender-affirming care for people under age 19 in response to an executive order from President Donald Trump aimed at curtailing federal funding for such treatments.

According to James, not to disfigure children as sacrifices to LGBTism constitutes discrimination.

No wonder firefighters boo this Soros-installed anarchotyrant.

Never mind making Greenland part of the USA for now. First, let’s focus on reclaiming New York — which under moonbat rule is effectively no longer part of the country.

Conservative lawyer and Trump ally Mike Davis has warned that James’s antics could land her “fat ass in prison.” Interesting times are unfolding.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Los Angeles Assists Social Equity Drug Dealers

Los Angeles soaks up a lot of tax money. Its lack of preparation for the recent wildfires has caused some to wonder where all this money goes. The city’s Department of Cannabis Regulation helps answer that question:

The Department of Cannabis Regulation (DCR) is responsible for administering the commercial cannabis licensing and regulatory program established by the Los Angeles City Council.

Selling marijuana is a violation of federal law. But if Karen Bass et al. cared about federal law, LA wouldn’t be a sanctuary city for the illegal aliens that have been closing down its streets.

When liberals run the government, the issue is not the issue; the issue is bestowing privilege on favored groups. Unsurprisingly, the February 2025 CannaDispatch goes all out for Black History Month.

DCR offers free coaching, webinars, pro bono legal services, et cetera to aspiring drug dealers. It helps to be a Social Equity Individual Applicant (SEIA).

DCR expects to hold a SEIA Verification window in the upcoming months. SEIA Verification is a process where an individual may request to be verified as a Social Equity Individual Applicant based on the criteria set forth in Los Angeles Municipal Code section 104.20 to participate in the Social Equity Program.

A glance at the graphics reveals that the focus is on rewarding preferred skin color.

Why risk getting shot at on street corners by other drug dealers when taxpayers are eager to legitimize the occupation for those fortunate enough to qualify as Social Equity Individuals?

The government site keeps readers abreast of relevant news with headlines like these:

• L.A. City Council Debates Cannabis Equity: What Does This Mean for Local Entrepreneurs?

• From stoner chic to runway ready, cannabis couture is smokin’ hot

• Scientists Explore How Cannabis Affects Enjoyment Of Music Through New Study At Cannabis Lounge

It will not be easy to target the money flowing into LA in the aftermath of the fires so that it is not wasted on moonbattery.

On a tip from Mike B.

Donkey Deviltry

Considering that the donkey is the Democratic Party mascot, that Democrats have unlawfully imported vast numbers of Mexicans with the intention of farming them for votes, and that Democrats and Mexicans alike are furious about Trump enforcing immigration law, the story of stolen donkeys in suburban Seattle rubs salt in the wound:

The two donkeys, Juan and Julio, were last seen at approximately 2 p.m. Sunday, according to [Bellevue Police Department] officers, when the trailer they were in was allegedly stolen.

The abduction was brazen:

“We have a very private driveway that’s up off of the main road in a very secluded, private neighborhood and the homeowner actually saw the horse trailer and the donkeys being sort of hurriedly loaded up, and then she saw a male jump into the driver’s seat and literally speed off with the trailer,” Allison Dady Smith, owner of the donkeys, told “The Jake and Spike Show” on KIRO Newsradio Monday.

Maybe Tom Homan is getting carried away.

On a tip from Dennis G.