Meathead Enrolls at Laughing Academy

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So much winning. Ellen Degenerate has left the country, and now Rob Reiner a.k.a. Meathead may finally get the professional attention he needs.

Like other narrow-minded moonbats (Don Lemon, Jamie Lee Curtis), Meathead is boycotting X because he blames the free speech it now allows for enabling Trump’s election. They could have a point, considering the significant roll censorship by Twitter and Fakebook played in the 2020 election. Leftist echo chambers Mastodon and Threads have evidently petered out, so Meathead moved his soapbox to Bluesky. But that wasn’t enough to protect him from opinions he finds triggering:

In a series of posts on Wednesday on Bluesky, the 77-year-old director accused what he called “MAGA scum” of coming over to the platform and ruining it after he and other Hollywood stars announced they had left Elon Musk’s X for the platform after Trump beat Vice President Kamala Harris, the Wrap reported.

“This platform is vile, racist and evil,” Reiner wrote. “It did not take long for MAGA scum to come spread their lies.”

“I have made the decision to take the next few days to check into a facility for peace and relaxation,” he added in a second post a short time later.

Let’s hope the facility applies appropriate therapy so as to mitigate Meathead’s psychiatric challenges.

On tips from Jester and DCGere.

Kwanzaa Pushed in Martha’s Vineyard

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Just as John Cornyn and friends made Juneteenth a federal holiday that competes with the Fourth of July, moonbats place Kwanzaa on a par with Christmas. Local media promotes Kwanzaa in the pretentious liberal elite enclave Martha’s Vineyard. Enthuses a Kwanzaa celebrant:

I watched my grandmother’s reflection in the bathroom mirror as she put the finishing touches on her Karamu dinner best. A black blazer with hints of red and green that represented our African American/Black Liberation flag. … Wearing these colors is a symbolic gesture, showing your pride without having to say a word.

At least social engineers will let us keep the classic Christmas colors.

I could hear my little brother in the next room inquiring of our grandfather Keith, his namesake, about why we had to get “all dressed up” for the Kwanzaa celebration we were attending that evening. I remember my grandfather expressing the importance of paying respect to celebrate our culture, honor our ancestors, and reinforce cultural identity.

The glossy pages slid between our fingertips as we read through the two Kwanzaa books our grandparents introduced us to that year. We intriguingly read along. My grandmother, Elizabeth, who was a college Dean and professor in education, had an entire lesson planned out for us to understand the importance of Kwanzaa and meaningful ways to celebrate.

Et cetera, ad nauseam.

As noted previously,

Kwanzaa is a contrived black supremacist/socialist holiday invented in 1966 by California State black studies professor Maulana Ndabezitha Karenga (a.k.a. Ronald Everett) as a moonbat alternative to Christmas. …

Christmas has Jesus Christ. Kwanzaa has Maulana Karenga.

Daily Caller has more information on the Father of Kwanzaa:

Karenga was convicted in 1971 for brutally torturing two naked women. The weapons of torture included a soldering iron, a vise and, of course, a toaster.

He used the toaster to beat his victims over the head.

A psychiatrist diagnosed Everett/Karenga as “both paranoid and schizophrenic.”

Happy Kwanzaa, moonbats!

On a tip from Mike B.

Chicago Democrat Calls Traffic Cameras Racist

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If everything is racist, then nothing is racist — and everything is racist. Even traffic cameras:

Via CWBChicago:

Illinois State Rep. La Shawn Ford is again calling for change after new data shows more than 2.5 times as many red-light camera tickets were issued on Chicago’s South Side over a yearlong period than at intersections where cameras are installed on the city’s North Side.

Fumes Ford:

“If I get multiple tickets and I’m placed on a boot list, then my car gets towed and I lose my car. Then I have these tickets and I have to file bankruptcy to eliminate the debt. Government should not be in the business of driving people into poverty. We know that this regressive tax hits people in poverty more and drives people deeper into poverty.”

For a Democrat to grasp that government should not drive people into poverty could signify progress. However, in this case it is the maniacal drivers on Chicago’s racially correct South Side who are doing the driving.

Until traffic cameras can be devised that distribute tickets according to race regardless of how people drive, they must be abolished in the name of equity. Ford wants a moratorium on traffic cameras.

Laws against murder also have a disparate impact on persons of politically preferred pigmentation, who are vastly more likely to commit this crime. By the same logic, these laws too must be abolished.

On a tip from Wiggins.

California to Castrate Texas Man’s 12-Year-Old

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When liberal jurisdictions declare themselves to be transgender sanctuary states, here’s what that means:

A California judge has permanently stripped parental rights from Texas father Jeffrey Younger over his refusal to allow his 12-year-old son to be chemically and surgically castrated at the wish of the boy’s mom. …

Younger and Anne Georgulas have been locked in a legal battle over the mother’s attempts to raise their boy James as a “girl” named “Luna,” including surgically and chemically transforming his body to more closely resemble this imposed “gender identity.”

In order to sacrifice the innocent boy to her vile ideology, she brought him to California, which is ruled by likeminded fiends. She had help from the Texas Supreme Court, which voted 8 to 1 to let her do this.

Younger has spent hundreds of thousands in legal fees to save his son from a horrific fate — to no avail. Through no fault of his own, the boy has been denied any possibility of living a normal, healthy life.

Some crimes are so morally repugnant that to punish them with life in prison would be a wrist slap.

On a tip from R F.

Congresswoman Angrily Denounces Caucasians

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How much do the militantly diverse Democrats who have been ruling over us hate our guts on racial grounds? Let’s ask a sitting member of Congress — like Jasmine Crockett (D-TX).

During a House Oversight Committee hearing about the “Dismantle DEI Act,” which seeks to weaken diversity, equity and inclusion initiatives, Crockett responded to a Republican colleague championing the bill as a “strong response to the oppression of our rights, liberties and freedoms.”

Put some cotton in your ears before listening to Jasmine denounce America’s core population on the grounds that the slavery that existed throughout the world since before recorded history once existed here too, before we sacrificed hundreds of thousands of American lives to end it:

Generations ago, rather than be privileged like they are now, blacks had a hard time. Therefore, whites should be second-class citizens, systematically discriminated against by their own government. That is the gospel according to Critical Race Theory, a central pillar of liberal ideology and our national religion under Democrat rule.

Here’s why she doesn’t like the Dismantle DEI Act:

The bill states that no employees should be forced to undergo “training, education, or coursework, or other pedagogy, that asserts that a particular race, color, ethnicity, religion, biological sex, or national origin is inherently or systemically superior or inferior, oppressive or oppressed, or privileged or unprivileged.”

Possibly not being allowed to force others to undergo indoctrination in anti-white race hate is as close as living blacks will ever come to oppression in the USA.

On tips from Wiggins and Jack D.

Minnesota Hospital Apologizes for Free Chick-fil-A

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Chick-fil-A often bends the knee to moonbattery. For example, the company…

…put a moonbat in charge of donations, cut off the Salvation Army on orders from LGBT militants, and went so far overboard in pandering to Black Lives Matter that CEO Dan Cathy theatrically cleaned a smirking representative black person’s shoes in an appalling gesture of obsequiousness.

Not good enough. Chick-fil-A is owned by Christians who keep it closed on the Sabbath. Therefore, it is regarded as offensive:

A Minnesota hospital issued a profuse apology to staff after failing to abide by its “values of respect and justice” — by giving out free Chick-fil-A.

From Duluth:

“We have received feedback from some colleagues who were concerned or offended by this occurrence, and we value colleagues feeling comfortable expressing their reservations,” Tammy Kritzer, senior vice president for regional operations at Essentia Health wrote in an email to medical staff that was obtained by The Daily Wire.

“We would like to thank our colleagues who had the courage to speak up to widen our lens of inclusivity, and we appreciate all colleagues continuing to live our values of respect and justice,” Kritzer wrote.

The lens of inclusivity is widened by excluding anything that reminds liberals of Christians.

If sniveling that free sandwiches from Chick-fil-A are politically incorrect constitutes “courage” according to these people, standing up to crybully thuggery must be cowardice.

“In the words of Maya Angelou, when we know better, we do better,” the email concluded.

This moralistic posturing was performed in the state that made the malevolent fiend Tim Walz governor and that aborts babies even after they are born.

More specifically,

According to the Stop The Harm database, Essentia has performed at least five sex change operations on minors.

Give up the groveling, Chick-fil-A. Unless you denounce God and worship Satan, liberals will never like you.

On tips from Bluto and Franco.

Moonbats Demand Black Santa

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Even the most sacred traditions — or rather, especially the most sacred traditions — are to be transmogrified into something contrived and absurd so as to assert the primacy of moonbattery. The name Santa Claus comes from Sinterklaas, a Dutch tradition dating back many centuries. But Disney presents guests with incongruous black Santas so as to subvert the holiday into a festival of wokeness.

The unofficial fan site Disney Dining tells us we like this:

A guest visiting [a Disney park] with their family shared their joy at seeing a Santa Claus represented by a person of color during a photo session earlier in the day. “Santa was an older Black man, and even Mrs. Claus was a Black woman,” the guest noted, adding that the representation felt refreshing and meaningful.

“It was nice seeing Disney representing Santa in more than just a jolly old white guy,” they said.

“F*** those racist jolly old white guys,” the selected guest delicately refrained from writing.

For the family, this portrayal added a new layer of magic to their Disney experience, one that celebrated diversity [yadda yadda yadda].

Uh oh; what’s this:

However, the family’s delight turned to confusion later in the day during the park’s Christmas parade. As the floats rolled by, the same Black Mrs. Claus they had seen earlier was spotted walking near the front of the procession—without Santa Claus by her side. Moments later, at the end of the parade, Santa appeared in his sleigh. This time, however, Santa was portrayed by a white performer.

The chosen guest complained bitterly:

“It was obvious they completely changed the person representing Santa from a POC for photo ops to a Caucasian for the parade,” the guest explained in their report.

No backsliding, you racists! Bring back Black Santa!

On a tip from Mike B.