CBS Mornings Frets About Colonization of Moon

Do alien beings secretly inhabit the moon? Who better to ask than moonbats?

CBS Mornings host Vladimir Duthiers is worried about the colonization of the moon. He’s apparently concerned about how colonization will affect the indigenous population there. … Duthiers said he remembers what the ‘Age of Colonization’ did to Earth and fears what it could mean to our orbiting lunar neighbor.

Colonization is a term for the spread of Western Civilization that liberals use as a pejorative. Presumably they would be more comfortable living in the wretched hellhole that was the world before Europeans lifted it from savagery.

Neil deGrasse Tyson brought the discussion back down to earth by pointing out that there are no little green men on the moon. When this kook is the voice of relative reason, you know you are neck-deep in the moonbat fever swamps.

On a tip from Dr. Kufi Tutite.

Big Balls Beaten by Savages While Defending Girl

Nineteen-year-old DOGE staffer Edward Coristine was known to us as “Big Balls.” As we learned when he was set upon by savages in DC, they nicknamed him right:

Coristine … was assaulted around 3:00 a.m. Sunday by a group of teenagers in the city’s Logan Circle neighborhood. The teens attempted to carjack him and a woman, whom police identified as his significant other, according to authorities.

Rather than panic,

Coristine pushed the woman into the vehicle for safety and turned to confront the group. At least several of the teens then attacked him, police said, until officers patrolling nearby intervened.

He had no way of knowing he would be so lucky.

For reasons that must not be mentioned, the District of Columbia can no longer be governed locally. It has not been part of the civilized world for years. Elections produce the likes of Marion Barry and Muriel Bowser.

Donald Trump and Elon Musk sensibly call for the federal government to step in and restore order:

Thanks to Scott Jennings, even CNN now knows that Americans are fed up with the violence Democrats have inflicted on us by dismantling civilization:

On a tip from abcanc.

Pastor Jack Hibbs: Time Coming to Escape California

Like Sodom and Gomorrah before it, California is reaching the point where it is no longer inhabitable by the sane and decent:

Pastor Jack Hibbs of Calvary Chapel Chino Hills warned his congregation last week about Assembly Bill 495, which supporters claim would expand child welfare protections by legally recognizing caregivers and providing children with access to family services without unwanted disruptions.

As noted recently, the insane bill would allow nefarious actors to abduct children from school without parents’ knowledge. Democrats’ main justification is that it would facilitate the illegal immigration that they so aggressively support by allowing children who have been brought into the country unlawfully to escape deportation with their parents.

In addition to the obvious application to child sex trafficking, the bill would allow groomers to subject children to sex change procedures without parental consent.

As part of his Real Impact ministries, Hibbs announced the “Stop AB 495 Rally” on Aug. 19 at the steps of the state capitol in Sacramento, and said he’s hoping to rally as many as 5,000 Christians to show up to voice their opposition.

California might be too far gone to be saved by rallies.

“If this bill passes, I am going to ask you to leave the state of California,” said Hibbs. “You’re gonna need to pack up and get out; you gotta get out. You gotta run with your kids. You gotta go.”

And don’t look back, or you might become a pillar of salt.

On tips from R F and Jester.

NYC Taxpayers Forced to Finance Transsexual Shelter

Membership has its privileges. Membership in identity groups upon which the status of “oppressed” has been bestowed enjoy privileges the rest of us are forced to pay for. At the top of the Cultural Marxist Pyramid of Privilege perch the sexually deranged:

New York City has made a significant move in support of its transgender and gender-nonconforming residents by opening a city-funded shelter specifically tailored to their needs. Ace’s Place, located in Long Island City, Queens, is managed by the Bronx-based LGBTQ+ nonprofit organization Destination Tomorrow, as reported by Gothamist.

“Nonprofit” in this case means the profit is provided on a coercive basis by the government.

With an investment of $65 million pledged by the city for the operation of the shelter through 2030, Ace’s Place stands as the first city-funded initiative of its kind in the United States.

The idea is not merely to provide cost-free housing but to promote the dysfunctional transsexual lifestyle. Explains Destination Tomorrow CEO Sean Ebony Coleman:

“They’re in an environment that completely affirms who they are and how they see themselves.”

That is, they are egged on in their psychotic delusions at taxpayer expense for social engineering purposes. The tomorrow Coleman et al. intend as our destination will not be healthy or wholesome.

The shelter is not just about temporary refuge but is aimed at empowering residents, so they “get loved up on and get all of the things that you need to get right back out here and face this world,” as Coleman shared with the Advocate.

Good thing Zohran Mamdani will soon jack taxes even further into the stratosphere for those who have not escaped from New York. The money has to come from somewhere.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Oregon Requires Paid Permit to Paddle Board

Succumbing to liberal rule means every aspect of life is taxed and regulated without mercy. Oregon will soon require a $20 permit to stand on a floating board and paddle around.

Via Oregon Catalyst:

Beginning in January 1, 2026, all kayaks, rafts, and stand-up paddleboards (SUPs) will require a permit.

The permit could be a 7-day permit ($6) or annual permit ($20). …

The agency says they must do this to educate and work against invasive species.

They apparently mean tourists.

At the same time, the same agency is jacking up camping fees for out-of-state residents by 25% this summer.

As if Portland wasn’t enough reason to avoid Oregon.

The Beatles used to sing, “If you drive a car, I’ll tax the street; if you try to sit, I’ll tax your seat; if you get too cold, I’ll tax the heat; if you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet.” They forgot to mention paddle boards.

On a tip from Straight Shootr.

Countermoonbattery From South Park

It isn’t much of a challenge to blow holes in the shallow bumper sticker slogans that serve moonbats for thoughts, but it still needs to be done. South Park does the job on the “My body my choice!” idiocy of pro-abortion fiends:

It’s the baby’s body that gets torn to pieces for the sake of convenience.

Liberal Policies Ruin John Kerry’s Neighborhood

Moonbats support left-wing policies in the belief that these will be inflicted on other people without affecting themselves. Before long, they are proved wrong. Not even an elitist as pompous as John Kerry can avoid the consequences of his fellow Democrats having power:

Residents in a ritzy Boston, Massachusetts, neighborhood are complaining that city leadership isn’t doing enough to control open drug use, with locals saying the situation has gotten “very scary.” …

A 2024 report compiled by the Boston Public Health Commission reported that there was a 47.1% increase in drug usage mortality rates between 2020-2022 compared to 2017-2019 in the Beacon Hill, Back Bay, North [E]nd and West End communities, which are near each other.

Hanoi John lives in Beacon Hill, where the average home costs $2.26 million.

Where you have the illicit drug use that Democrats facilitate, you have theft:

[D]ata compiled by the Boston Police Department indicates that there was an 8% increase in overall theft incidents in 2025 compared to the five-year average in the area, including Beacon Hill.

Here’s how the moonbat mayor helped crowd even the snootiest neighborhoods with smelly, dangerous, drug-addled zombies:

In 2022, Democratic Boston Mayor Michelle Wu helped launch a needle exchange program, including the distribution of free pipes that can be used to smoke crack or methamphetamine in a “harm reduction” strategy.

The results were so predictable that they had to be deliberate. Hanlon’s Razor states, “Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.” However, there must be limits to the incompetence even of Democrats. There is no limit to their malice, to judge by what they have been doing to the country for generations now.

Soon every jurisdiction ruled by liberals will be rendered unlivable. That’s why Democrats keep moving to red states, which they hope to turn blue.

On a tip from Jack D.