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Jul 10 2023

Profiles in Liberal Hypocrisy II: Ben & Jerry’s

Few companies have been more obnoxious — or more preposterous — in their moonbattery than the Unilever subsidiary Ben & Jerry’s, which desecrated the Fourth of July by denouncing America for being built on “stolen” land that must be “returned” to people who populated it many centuries ago. The company now has an opportunity to prove it is not completely full of crap:

Don Stevens — chief of the Nulhegan Band of The Coosuk Abenaki Nation, one of four tribes descended from the Abenaki that are recognized in Vermont — told The Post in an interview that he “looks forward to any kind of correspondence with the brand to see how they can better benefit Indigenous people.”

Stevens added that if the ice cream maker is “sincere,” it should reach out to him as the company’s corporate headquarters — located at 30 Community Dr. in South Burlington, Vt. — is situated on Western Abanaki land.

Don’t hold your breath waiting for Ben & Jerry’s to turn over its land. Nonetheless, it insists that Mount Rushmore be handed over to Lakota Indians, presumably to be destroyed, since the four presidents represented “actively worked to destroy Indigenous cultures and ways of life, to deny Indigenous people their basic rights,” according to the woke roaches at Ben & Jerry’s.

Unilever lost $2 billion in market cap in the aftermath of the July 4th tweet, as patriots pushed back with the Bud Light treatment. That’s more than six times the $326 million it paid to buy Ben & Jerry’s in 2000. As they say, get woke, go broke.

On a tip from Occam’s Stubble.

Jul 05 2023

Ben & Jerry’s Attacks America on Independence Day

If most of us agree that Anheuser-Busch deserves to be boycotted into oblivion for constantly ramming LGBTism down our throats, how can any countermoonbat still buy Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, which has long branded itself on pushy leftism? While regular Americans celebrated their great country yesterday, Ben & Jerry’s vomited woke bile on it:

The New York Post reports:

Taking to social media, the ice cream company divided fans over its Independence Day post, tweeting, “The United States was founded on stolen indigenous land. This Fourth of July, let’s commit to returning it.”

Return it to who? Indians? Most of our ancestors came from Europe, theirs came from Asia. What’s the difference?

Are pious liberals going to lead the way by resettling in some other country? Unfortunately not.

This isn’t about progressives’ bizarre reverence for the Stone Age savagery that once prevailed in this part of the world. It is about hatred of America and its heritage. Confirmation:

In a similar message on its website, the company argued that July 4 festivities and celebrations can “distract from an essential truth about this nation’s birth.”

Ben & Jerry’s proposed to “start with Mount Rushmore,” writing, “What is the meaning of Independence Day for those whose land this country stole, those who were murdered and forced with brutal violence onto reservations, those who were pushed from their holy places and denied their freedom.”

“The faces on Mount Rushmore are the faces of men who actively worked to destroy Indigenous cultures and ways of life, to deny Indigenous people their basic rights,” the statement concluded.

George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln are villains to be canceled according to the moonbats at Ben & Jerry’s.

Esteemed countermoonbat John Rich responds:

Heroes have sacrificed their lives for America. The rest of us should at least be willing to sacrifice a brand of ice cream.

On tips from Ed McAninch, Jack D, Wiggins, Marty, and ABC of the ANC.

Jun 30 2023

Anheuser-Busch Continues to Flounder

CEO Brendan Whitworth is not the one to rescue Anheuser-Busch from the Dylan Mulvaney debacle. Not if his Wednesday appearance on CBS Mornings is any indication:

While Whitworth did make it clear that the company will continue to support the LGBTQ community, he also defended the company’s decision to support anti-LGBTQ politicians. He also refused to give a clear answer on whether or not the promotion with Mulvaney was a mistake – which angered both sides.

You can’t not take sides in this fight after you have taken the LGBT side for years. Whitworth’s invertebrate squirming satisfies no one:

Unsurprisingly, Mr. Mulvaney has turned on Anheuser-Busch, squeaking,

“For a company to hire a trans person and then not publicly stand by them is worse in my opinion than not hiring a trans person at all.”

Having made the unforced error of identifying its beer with degeneracy, sexual perversion, and mental illness, Anheuser-Busch has two options: (1) double down and put Mulvaney’s creepy face on all its packaging, so that it can at least sell beer to Democrats; or (2) apologize for pushing LGBTism and mend its ways. It won’t do either, due to weak leadership. That’s why the crisis is spinning out of control.

Revelation 3:16 applies nicely to Bud Light and all other Anheuser-Busch brands:

So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

On tips from Chad D.D. Lover, Anonymous, and Franco.

Jun 28 2023

Bud Light Marked Down to Virtually Free

The good news is that due to the boycott resulting from ramming LGBTism down costumers’ throats, Bud Light has been marked down to virtually free:

As the Fourth of July weekend rolls in, Bud Light is offering a rebate of up to $15 on purchases of a 15-pack of Budweiser, Bud Light, Budweiser Select or Budweiser Select 55. And in places where a 15-packs sells for less than $15, the beer could be practically free.

The bad news is that it wouldn’t be worth the price if they paid you to drink the watery swill, considering that Anheuser-Busch in general and Bud Light in particular have been forever branded as LGBT beer. It would be humiliating to be seen buying or drinking it.

On tips from Lyle and Jester.

Jun 22 2023

Anheuser-Busch Wins Marketing Award

In a society turned upside down and backward, awards are given to those who least deserve them. As far back as 1932, New York Times propagandist Walter Duranty received a Pulitzer Prize for keeping Stalin’s atrocities from the public. In 2009, Barack Obama received the Nobel Peace Prize immediately after taking office; the community organizer predicably went on to sow seeds of racial division that are currently tearing the country apart. In 2023, Anheuser-Busch’s chief marketing officer was awarded the advertising equivalent of an Oscar:

Marcel Marcondes [accepted] an award for ‘Creative Marketer of the Year’ at Cannes Lions – a lavish industry conference in the south of France dubbed the ‘Oscars for the adverting industry.’

It comes months after the company lost $27 billion in value due to a campaign in which it partnered with trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney.

That campaign dethroned Bud Light as the USA’s #1 beer.

Though AB was named the winner of the award before the fiasco erupted, it was not officially awarded until Monday, meaning there was a mighty elephant in the room.

If you receive an award in a world run by moonbats, you are on the wrong track. Too bad Transheuser-Busch didn’t realize this before putting Dylan Mulvaney on beer cans.

On a tip from Lyle.

Jun 01 2023

Corporate LGBTists Come After Pets

“We’re coming for your children,” the militant gays taunted. With the assistance of their corporate sponsors, they made good on the threat. Now they are coming for our pets:

Some social media users recently aimed their ire at PetSmart for boasting about its all-new “You Are Loved” collection of 2023 Pride-themed clothing, toys and other items for pet owners’ four-legged friends.

As with Anheuser-Busch and Target, tasteless LGBTism is not new for PetSmart. However, it is getting renewed attention now that consumers realize they can push back against the belligerent degenerates who rule over us:

While PetSmart has celebrated Pride since 2019, according to a company news release on May 2, some online critics bashed the company this month and called for a boycott similar to what other brands like Bud Light and Target are facing.

Animals sometimes engage in aberrant and unhealthy behavior, but only people can deliberately embrace sin out of moral depravity, so LGBTism has nothing to do with pets, right?

Wrong. Being not just a lifestyle but a totalitarian ideology, it has to do with everyone and everything:

Monkeypox is spread almost exclusively through homosexual activity. But as with AIDS, non-gays are put at risk. Children in gay custody, for example. Dogs for another.

Liberal utopia has not been achieved until everything imaginable has been sexualized, perverted, and rendered unclean.

Abominations even without the LGBTism.

On a tip from Franco.

Jun 01 2023

Sufficient Pushback to Corporate LGBTism Not Yet Achieved

Moonbats are like drug fiends who discover each day that yesterday’s dose no longer suffices. Transsexualizing grade school children doesn’t provide them with a satisfactory thrill of transgression anymore. So they have moved on to toddlers:

“Love” in the context of LGBT propaganda refers to sexual activity. “If it feels good, do it” and “Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law” have been merged and streamlined into “Love is love” — as preached by Kohl’s:

No matter how far they push the envelope, progressives will not stop progressing until they encounter sufficient pushback. Recently, grinding LGBTism in customers’ faces has cost Anheuser-Busch around $15.7 billion and Target $12.4 billion. Evidently that is not sufficient pushback, or other companies would stop following their lead.

On tips from DCGere and Franco.

May 31 2023

Wokefied Disney’s Conception of a Fairy Godmother

At the risk of belaboring the obvious, Disney is now run by some truly sick creeps:

A TikTok clip of a man in a dress welcoming small children into a Disneyland boutique full of princess costumes has gone viral on social media.

The original video, which has racked up more than 7.1 million views as of Tuesday, was posted by self-described dental hygienist and mom of three Kourtni Faber’s account over the weekend. In it, a man with a mustache wearing a gown waves enthusiastically to a child and introduces himself as Nick as the customer enters the store.

Old Nick is a nickname for Satan. Meet the comparably wholesome New Nick:

As Ryan Kinel observes, Disney is no longer family friendly.

On tips from Chris Neilson, KirklesWorth, and Anonymous.

May 31 2023

Chick-fil-A Begs for Bud Light Treatment

If ever a product asked for a boycott more insistently even than Bud Light, it could only be Chick-fil-A.

Anheuser-Busch expressed contempt for its own customers by repeatedly grinding LGBTism in their faces. But there was less of a betrayal, because no one (except Don Jr.) thought it was a countermoonbat company. In contrast, Chick-fil-A enjoys the loyalty of customers who view it as Christian. It will take more than staying closed on Sundays to expiate joining the ranks of corporate moonbats:

“Chick-fil-A, Inc.’s commitment to being Better at Together means embedding Diversity, Equity & Inclusion in everything we do,” the company announced on its website.

Those who watched Chairman Dan Cathy kneel down to theatrically clean the shoes of a smirking rap performer to debase himself for being Caucasian…

…will not be surprised to hear that this commitment entails discriminating against white men. Worst still for a company that presents itself as Christian is the promotion of LGBT depravity:

Chick-fil-A additionally includes sexual orientation, gender identity, and “gender expression” in its employment nondiscrimination statement alongside race, sex, religion, and veteran status.

As part of the package, it buys into the increasingly sinister global warming hoax:

The firm created an evaluation of “top ESG issues that internal and external stakeholders expect to grow in importance in the next five years” for a recent sustainability report, which included “climate and energy stewardship” and diversity, equity, and inclusion.

None of this is actually new…

Chick-fil-A, which is privately owned, garnered criticism four years ago after its charitable foundation halted donations to a number of Christian organizations characterized as “anti-LGBTQ groups,” such as the Fellowship of Christian Athletes and the Salvation Army.

…but Chick-fil-A’s moonbattery is drawing new attention in light of what the countermoonbat boycott is doing to Bud Light:

Normal people have discovered they have economic power; consequently, they can no longer be spat on by the liberal elitists who run corporations with no effect on the bottom line.

On tips from R F, Ed McAninch, and Jester.

May 28 2023

The Horror

You thought nothing could be as chunk-hurlingly disgusting as the recent bid by Adidas to top Nike using Dylan Mulvaney to model sports bras? Wrong. No matter how long you stare into the abyss that is moonbattery, you will always discover new horrors, each at least as sickening as the last.

A previously neglected Calvin Klein ad from last year’s Pride Month promotion has come to light, featuring transgender model Bappie Kortram.

Kortram is a “trans man.” She has not had her chest surgically disfigured. However, she has deformed herself pharmaceutically to the point of growing chest hair and a beard. If the objective was to render herself repulsive, she succeeded.

Unsurprisingly, Bappie Kortram has also modeled for Adidas. She constitutes a woke trifecta: transsexual, black, and morbidly obese.

As with Bud Light, this crime against decency is part of a larger campaign:

Last year, Calvin Klein also rolled out a Mother’s Day ad campaign featuring a pregnant “man.”

This isn’t about selling clothes; it is social engineering. The motive is the demonic blend of depravity and malice that drives all things progressive.

Are we below the fold yet? Presenting Bappie Kortram, who represents what our ruling class wants us to want to look like:

On tips from Ed McAninch and ABC of the ANC.

May 28 2023

Media Narrative on Target Is Diametric Opposite of Reality

Target has long been known for obnoxiously rubbing leftism in customers’ faces, so it is no surprise that it is next up after Anheuser-Busch to feel the backlash from a public that has been fed to the teeth with the depraved and disgusting transsexual agenda. Characteristically, the media is attempting to portray decent people who object to children being transsexualized as the villains. AP has resorted to barefaced lies:

The Associated Press has removed uncredited claims, without telling readers, that Target yanked or relocated LGBTQ merchandise featured prominently in Pride Month displays in response to “threats to workers” and “violent confrontations” between customers and employees.

Just the News noticed the wire service made the claims in its own voice in the headline and first paragraph of the report posted Tuesday night, rather than attributing those claims to Target, despite providing no evidence of threats or violence. The story was widely carried in other media.

Those claims had disappeared a day later without a correction or editor’s note.

Meanwhile, in real life:

A Utah Target has been evacuated and a bomb squad has been called in after multiple threats were made against stores across the state and five in Ohio after the company’s annual Pride collection sparked fury. …

Five Targets in across Northeast Ohio and Pennsylvania were also threatened, according to Cleveland 19, who received a threatening email listing stores in Stow, North Canton, Boardman, Niles, Ohio and Monaca, Pennsylvania.

The right-wing terrorists the DHS and FBI are devoted to uncovering have turned up at last! Oh wait:

‘Target is full of [redacted] cowards who turned their back on the LGBT community and decided to cater to homophobic right wing, redneck, bigots, who protested and vandalized their store,’ the email to Cleveland 19 read. ‘We won’t stand idly by as the far right continues to hunt us down.’

The reference to a vandalized store likely refers to the disinformation fabricated by Associated Press.

Anheuser-Busch blundered into the same situation Target now finds itself in, taking fire not only from the conservatives it deliberately disgusts but also from LGBT militants who never find anyone’s submission sufficiently obsequious.

‘We are sending you a message, we placed a bomb in the following Targets,’ the email continued. ‘We will continue to bomb your Targets until you stop cowering and bring back your LBGT merchandise.’

If AP’s inversion of events gave you déjà vu, you could be thinking of the recent attempt by the DHS (with a media assist) to spin the transsexual suicide terror attack on a Christian school in Nashville as violence not by transsexuals but against them.

The government, the media, and the rest of our liberal ruling class might actually serve as a reliable source of information. We just need to apply a magic decoder ring by assuming that whatever we are told is the precise opposite of the truth.

On a tip from Ed McAninch.

May 25 2023

Unless This Appeals to You…

…never buy anything from North Face:

They are not trying to sell products. They are trying to make you vomit. Then they want to rub your face in the vomit, out of sheer hatred of what America was before they began fundamentally transforming it into this.

On tips from MrRightWingDave and Steve T.

May 22 2023

Child-Corrupting Target and Its Satanic Supplier

The liberal establishment has been pushing transgenderism hard, specifically at children. The most aggressively leftist name in retail is at forefront:

Retail giant Target rolled out an “LGBT Pride” collection that includes so-called “tuck-friendly” wear and rainbow-colored onesies for infants and children — stoking conservative outrage that echoes the Bud Light fiasco.

Although thoroughly deserving a permanent boycott, Anheuser-Busch is merely irritating. Target is worse:

Target’s line of trans options, promoted on its website ahead of next month’s Pride Month, sparked even more fury because it targets kids.

The items include bathing suits with “tuck-friendly construction” and “extra crotch coverage.”

What kind of sick freaks would produce these products? If you suspected there is something satanic about the transsexual agenda, you were correct:

Scarlett Johnson, an activist from Wisconsin, went viral on Twitter this weekend with a thread explaining why she is “done” with the retailer. In particular, Johnson took issue with Target listing three items on its online store from Abprallen, a London-based designer of products that sometimes mix imagery and messages about gender with the macabre.

Although Target is not yet explicitly pitching Devil worship to children,

Johnson highlighted other products for sale that are shown on the Abprallen website and associated Instagram account with about 25,000 followers. Among them is a skeleton draped in rainbow colors, a “Trans Witches For Abortion” badge, and a “Satan respects pronouns” T-shirt. …

The product page for the “Satan respects pronouns” shirt talks about how LGBT+ people are “so often referred to as being a product of Satan or going against God’s will” while making the case that the Church of Satan and The Satanic Temple are more accepting of the gay community.

Moonbattery is like drug addiction. Those who succumb to it always have to push the envelope a little further to get the same rush. Expect Target to go full satanist next Pride Month if not sooner if they do not encounter sufficient pushback.

We can’t boycott every rotten corporation, because the entire liberal establishment is evil to the core. But companies that go out of their way to rub it in our faces are to be avoided when there are alternatives.

On tips from Chris Neilson and Steve T.

May 19 2023

Ford Pulls a Bud Light

If any product could be crazier even than beer to market by associating it with transsexualism, it would be trucks. So Ford rams this down our throats:

They would have shown Sam Brinton stepping out of the rainbow truck in the latest dress he stole, but he was otherwise engaged.

The liberal elite types comprising the advertising industry probably live inside a bubble of unmitigated moonbattery in which they never encounter a regular American. Even so, they can’t be this clueless — not after what has been happening to sales of Bud Light. They aren’t trying to sell trucks; they are sending a message:

We don’t like you smelly working people who buy trucks. We would rather sell pickups to Dylan Mulvaney instead. If transsexuals don’t buy trucks, fine; we won’t sell them. Our business model doesn’t require us to. We make moronic electric vehicles that no one wants to please the kooks running the federal government. In return, bureaucrats give us your money whether you drive our trucks or not.

On tips from DCGere and Ed McAninch.


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