Kwanzaa Call to Change the Names of Days of the Week

Just as moonbats created Juneteenth to compete with and eventually replace the Fourth of July, Kwanzaa was contrived to compete with Christmas. It is based on seven principles shared with the leftist terrorist organization known as the Symbionese Liberation Army. Afro.com has ideas for how to “bring into practice the profound and meaningful 7 Principles of Kwanzaa as Black internal racial policy”:

A good starting point is to rename the days of the week to coincide with the 7 Principles of Kwanzaa. … For example, Sunday would be Umoja (Unity). Monday, Kujichagulia (Self-Determination) and so forth.

It is averred that this will stick it good to Donald Trump, who is not a leftist and therefore is racist.

The idea is not new. The maniacs who created history’s first totalitarian dictatorship during France’s Reign of Terror renamed the days of the week as well as the months of the year, both for ideological purposes. The nightmarish French Revolution continues to inspire moonbats to this day.

On a tip from Mike B.

Pastor Announces Sex Change During Service

At least the infiltration, subversion, and desecration of churches by depraved moonbats makes for some spicy sermons:

A Methodist pastor in New York revealed last week plans to transition into a woman and said the 51-year-old now identifies as asexual.

Rev. Phillip Phaneuf, of North Chili United Methodist Church in Rochester, made the announcement during a Nov. 23 Sunday service. The personal update was delivered from the pulpit while wearing a rainbow stole.

The perverted pastor proclaimed that he is “giving up pretending to be a man.”

Phaneuf said the name will be changed to Phillippa, and the preferred pronouns are she/her. Hormone replacement therapy has been underway for the past three months, Phaneuf confirmed, and changes to appearance, voice and hair are expected.

Changes to the congregation can also be expected, as the last Christians flee for Bible-based establishments, leaving only wokesters who worship moonbattery.

Phaneuf’s parents are not on board. However:

The pastor said the bishop, church and theology support the transition, noting that the bishop was consulted before the announcement…

Stick a fork in the blasphemous remnants of the United Methodist Church, which formally promotes sexual perversion that is explicitly condemned throughout the Bible as “a sacred gift.”

On a tip from Franco.

Diseased Gay Kiss-In Against Border Defense

Moonbattery is intersectional. Those who advocate degeneracy and depravity will also tend to oppose Trump’s defense of the border:

A group of HIV-positive men gathered at the U.S.–Mexico border Sunday and staged a coordinated “kiss-in,” aiming to confront what they described as discrimination and hostile immigration policies under President Donald Trump.

It would be nice to push them across to a country where they would be safe from Donald Trump. But biological warfare is banned by the Geneva Convention.

The demonstration took place at Friendship Park/Parque de la Amistad between California and Mexico as activists marked the run-up to World AIDS Day, according to The Advocate. MPact Global Action for Gay Men’s Health and Rights officials organized the event. They said they intend to normalize public displays of affection by people living with HIV, push back against stigmas surrounding sex and dating, and highlight concerns that queer migrants face under Trump-era border enforcement.

Destigmatization of unwholesome behavior is a prominent feature of the intersectional agenda.

According to UCLA’s Williams Institute, there are as many as 288,000 LGBT illegal aliens in the country. Per liberal ideology, they are intersectionally double marginalized and therefore due extra special privileges. Brace yourself for the expense of the horrible diseases spread by their lifestyle.

On a tip from Franco.

Nigerian Genocide: Climate Change or Islam?

Just when you thought the global warming crisis was petering out due to lack of interest, we learn that it is causing the ongoing genocide in Nigeria. From the United Nations:

Over the past decade, conflict between communities has claimed countless lives in Nigeria’s lush Middle Belt region and displaced an estimated half a million people in Benue State alone. Similar clashes are playing out across the Sahel region as climate change disrupts traditional livelihoods and intensifies competition for dwindling supplies of water and productive land.

A report released [last year] by UNHCR, the UN Refugee Agency, in collaboration with research partners, examines the intersection between climate change, conflict and forced displacement. It warns that more frequent extreme weather can aggravate tensions and weaken social cohesion, intensifying the root causes of conflict and instability.

Let’s see if Nigerian Christians agree that it is the weather that has been killing them off in alarming numbers, or if they might suspect a different cause — namely Islam:

Justice G Danjuma, an evangelist for the Remnant Christian Network in Nigeria’s Taraba State, … said the attacks in his region are “overwhelmingly driven by religious animosity.” He added that the majority of Nigerian Christians “reject the climate change narrative pushed by Western media,” and many regard this narrative as “deeply offensive and misleading.”

Survivors of attacks struggle to understand how climate change would cause people to “burn churches, kill pastors, and massacre worshipers during Christmas or Palm Sunday services,” said Danjuma.

Climate change may also cause the government to impose strict gun control on Christians while allowing Muslims to brandish AK-47s. Global warming has a similar effect in US cities like New York, where law-abiding prisoners are prevented from defending themselves while armed hooligans terrorize them with the tacit consent of liberal authorities, free from the inconvenience of stop and frisk.

Those suffering from climate anxiety can rest assured that the weather will knock off with the bloodshed in Nigeria as soon as all Christians have been eradicated.

On a tip from R F.

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On a tip from Varla.

A Portland Christmas

Look to moonbattery-addled Portland for the latest updates to the Newspeak Dictionary. Today we learn that the term “Christmas tree” has been deleted. Until Christmas has been abolished completely, such trees will henceforth be referred to simply as “trees”:

As thousands gathered in Pioneer Courthouse Square for the Oregon city’s 41st annual tree-lighting on Friday night, leaders and speakers avoided mentioning “Christmas” at any point — including in the ceremony itself and the event’s ads.

The festive occasion was kicked off with a woman from the Confederated Tribes of Warm Springs thanking everyone in the crowd for coming out on Native American Heritage Day.

Now there’s a holiday wokesters will celebrate with enthusiasm, instead of while holding their noses like they do with Christmas.

Draped in a Palestinian flag, [another featured speaker] used her stage time to lead the crowd in a “Free Palestine” chant.

Those who have opened a Bible will note that calling for the eradication of Jews from Israel is to put it mildly not Christian. But where moonbats hold sway, Christmas is not about Christianity; it is about moonbattery.

On a tip from abcanc.