Kamala Harris doesn’t like it that people keep asking her why she doesn’t at least make an appearance at the border, since she is supposed to be in charge of doing something about the crisis caused by Biden inviting the entire Third World to invade. Actually, she has been doing her job — not only by avoiding any action that might stem the tide of potential Democrat voters flooding into the country, but also by helping to spread her party’s ideology in Central America.

Here’s how grumpy she gets when reporters ask her about the border:

She can’t be bothered with the humanitarian crisis because she has been busy undermining Guatemala’s president, law & order conservative Alejandro Giammattei:

In May, Kamala met with a number of leftist opponents of Giammattei, including former Attorney General Thelma Aldana, who had targeted conservative politicians with corruption charges, before herself being charged with corruption. Instead of returning home to face those charges, she received political asylum in the United States. Her social media is full of praise for Kamala Harris’ trip to Guatemala, and her promises to end “corruption” in Guatemala.

Pretending that you are going to end corruption in Central America is like campaigning against snow in Alaska.

Behind the mutual charges of corruption is a struggle between the Left and Right, with socialists and narcoterrorists on one side and military officers and free marketers on the other.

You get one guess as to which side Harris, Biden, and their hard left handlers are on.

Guatemalans greeted her like this, despite her promises to shower them with our money:

This could be why:

Guatemalans saw her as prepping a leftist coup by backing leftist organizations and activists.

When Harris barks about “corruption” and “lack of good governance” as supposed root causes of the invasion, she is attacking the government of Guatemala on behalf of leftists.

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we could put a Daniel Ortega type in charge of Guatemala, and turn it communist? Today’s Democrats would think so.

Behind the anti-corruption push is a [move] to restart the UN’s International Commission Against Impunity in Guatemala (CICIG) backed by Soros activists. Most Guatemalans would prefer to be ruled by their own elected officials, not by the United Nations, Soros, or Kamala Harris.

Imposing Marxism on Guatemala will only increase the flow of desperate refugees toward our border, where Democrats hope they can be kept dependent on handouts from the Party of Government for generations to come.

Just in case Harris really wants to know about the root causes of the surge in illegal immigration, here’s a clue she might follow:

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Despite having been put in charge of pretending to do something about the Biden-caused crisis at the border back in March, Kamala Harris has not even made an appearance there, for fear of making it more difficult for the liberal media to avoid reporting on the deteriorating situation — until now.

Actually, it is not the real Kamala Harris but a cardboard cutout brought there by esteemed countermoonbat Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (R-CO). But given how conspicuously phony Harris is, the phrase “real Kamala Harris” may be an oxymoron. Besides, the cardboard cutout is an improvement in that it doesn’t incessantly emit a blood-curdling cackle.

Meanwhile, Harris pretends to address the crisis by throwing our money at the corrupt failed states of Central America and barking inanely about “root causes.” For once, she is performing her job efficiently. That job is to do nothing that would stem the tsunami of needy, unskilled, rapidly reproducing illegal aliens across the border, so that they can be strategically redistributed throughout the country, where they will be difficult to expel and will tip elections in favor of Democrats. If passed, the For the People Act will get them voting even before the next amnesty.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.

It is ever more obvious why Kamala Harris could not get even Democrats to vote for her in the primaries. To put it mildly, there is something off about her. For example, the other day she passed out cookies to journalists. The cookies featured her own likeness with a melted face.

Despite the malignant narcissism, at least the cookies are appropriate, considering that Kamala Harris was placed in her current position not because of any individual qualities, but explicitly because she is a Woman of Color — that is, as a faceless representative of an intersectional identity group.

On tips from Mr. Freemarket and Bluto.

Kamala Harris — who will be president within the next year or two as it becomes impossible for the leftist radicals actually in charge to prop up the degenerating Biden — surprised some by acknowledging that tomorrow is Memorial Day:

The tweet should have come with a soundtrack of her trademark inappropriate cackle.

She didn’t actually mention Memorial Day, but you can’t expect someone engaged in the deliberate destruction of the country to honor those who gave their lives to defend it from authoritarians like herself.

We can look forward to another shot of Kamala’s joyous smile in the fall, when she might send us a tweet wishing us a happy 20th Anniversary of September 11.

Here’s a shot of a family enjoying the happy long weekend with some time outdoors:

On a tip from Varla.

At first, when Kamala Harris was put in charge of dealing with the border situation, some took it as confirmation that Biden’s handlers have no intention of mitigating a crisis that they deliberately created by sending out to the entire Third World an engraved invitation to climb aboard the welfare state gravy train in exchange for voting Democrat. Harris reinforced this perception by refusing even to visit the chaos Democrat policy had caused at the border. But it turns out she was actually solving the problem through the liberal tactic of addressing root causes — which in this case include LGBTQ oppression:

Harris called LGBTQ violence a “root cause” of why people flee Guatemala in a virtual meeting between Kamala Harris and the President of Guatemala, Alejandro Giammattei. The meeting was broadcast on PBS.

Guatemala, along with El Salvador and Honduras, is among the dysfunction countries most eager to displace the American population with their own.

Harris managed to drag in the whole Democrat agenda:

“We are looking at the issue of poverty and the lack, therefore, of economic opportunities; the issue of extreme weather conditions and the lack of climate adaptation; as well as corruption and the lack of good governance; and violence against women, Indigenous people, LGBTQ people, and Afro-descendants.”

The need for socialism, check. Global warming hogwash, check. Feminism, check. Critical race theory, check. Pandering to LGBTQ militants, check. Throwing American taxpayer money to the four winds, check there too:

On Monday, Kamala Harris announced an additional $310 million in aid to Central America. “$255 million will go to humanitarian relief and $55 million will go toward addressing food insecurity,” per KMOV4.

Because if we give them money when they invade our country, maybe they will stop.

The only plank of the platform she is forgetting is the need for illegal aliens (including the unaccompanied minors who are pushed across the border by the tens of thousands) to unionize.

Border security, enforcement of immigration laws, and consequences for countries that in effect are invading our own are the only relevant issues. None of these is likely to have been mentioned.

On a tip from Chuck A.

Despite the military’s top ranks getting largely purged of patriots under Obama and replaced with leftist apparatchiks, they struggle to indoctrinate the rank and file with woke ideology. That must be why moonbats like Kamala Harris are still openly contemptuous of the military.

Not even Harris is too clueless to know that it has become customary to return the salute:

This was no one-off; Not the Bee has video of other examples. As Fox News reports,

Video reviewed by Fox News showed that Harris did not salute the honor guard on Monday nor during earlier trips on March 15 and 16. She did not appear to salute when disembarking Air Force One with Biden on March 19 either.

Recent vice presidents have maintained the practice of saluting the honor guard while entering and exiting Air Force Two.

Although Joe Biden is technically still alive (despite his zombie-like performance at the press conference today), Harris has effectively already been named copresident. All federal agencies have been told to refer to it as the “Biden-Harris Administration” in official communications.

She may have to improve her rapport with the servicemembers, considering that if the Democrat agenda gets any more radical, she will be relying on them to keep the population in line.

Winston Smith would never want for work under the Biden’s Handlers Administration. His job in 1984 was to revise history to comply with the current party line. His job now would be to retroactively alter news stories so as to cast Democrats in the best possible light — then alter them again after corrupt publications like the Washington Post get caught playing favorites.

From Reason:

When The Washington Post published a 2019 campaign trail feature about then-presidential hopeful Kamala Harris’ close relationship with her sister, it opened with a memorable anecdote in which Harris bizarrely compared the rigors of the campaign trail to…life behind bars.

And then proceeded to laugh—at the idea of an inmate begging for a sip of water.

It was an extremely cringeworthy moment, even by the high standards set by Harris’ failed presidential campaign. But now that Harris is vice president, that awful moment has seemingly vanished from the Post’s website after the paper “updated” the piece earlier this month.

In the excised piece, Harris compares being able to take a SoulCycle class during a campaign to a starving prisoner getting a morsel of food. The following was erased:

“It’s a treat that a prisoner gets when they ask for, ‘A morsel of food please,’ ” Kamala said shoving her hands forward as if clutching a metal plate, her voice now trembling like an old British man locked in a Dickensian jail cell. “‘And water! I just want wahtahhh….’Your standards really go out the f—ing window.”

Kamala burst into laughter.

We all know how pleasant Harris’s laughter can be.

It was a shame to put the retracted part down the memory hole:

The scene was a brilliant bit of reporting and writing because it did what few political features can accomplish: showing, rather than telling, something about the candidate at the center. Harris made her name as a prosecutor, and her track record includes defending dirty cops and laughing off criticism of her history of throwing poor parents in jail when their kids missed school. The Post profile provided a mask-slipping moment that seemed to perfectly capture a warped sense of justice and lack of basic human dignity…

Was the unflattering information retracted under pressure? Maybe.

Molly Gannon Conway, the Post’s communications manager, … did not respond to a question about whether Harris’ team had requested the change. The vice president’s office did not return a request for comment.

Even WaPo, arrogant as it is, can be shamed by public exposure:

UPDATE: As of 1:15 p.m. on January 22, The Washington Post has updated its website and URLs to restore the original version of the Kamala Harris profile…

Democracy Dies in Darkness, all right. That’s why we need to keep klieg lights trained on the liberal establishment media.

On tips from Stormfax and Lyle.

If the de facto president gig doesn’t work out, Kamala Harris can always go back to California and star as the Joker in the next Batman movie:

Get used to that nails-on-chalkboard cackle. It is her answer to every question.

On a tip from Jester.

It is hard to distinguish yourself for phoniness within the Democratic Party, but Kamala Harris manages. She even manages to outdo herself. Remember when this former prosecutor boasted that she smoked marijuana while listening to Tupac Shakur in college, despite Shakur’s first album appearing years after she had graduated? She tops that by proclaiming that “multiple generations” of her family have celebrated Kwanzaa, which was invented in 1966 and didn’t take hold until the late 70s.

Via The Blaze:

“You know, my sister and I, we grew up celebrating Kwanzaa. Every year our family would – and our extended family, we would gather around, across multiple generations, and we’d tell stories. The kids would sit on the carpet and the elders would sit on chairs, and we would light the candles…”

Sure. Amid wreathes of marijuana smoke, with Tupac rapping about offing b*tches in the background.

If Kamala Harris has a redeeming quality, it is that the stories she tells about herself while racially pandering are not true. Her father was born in Jamaica, her mother in India, and she spent much of her childhood in Canada. There is virtually no chance that Kamala Harris grew up celebrating the exclusively American contrived holiday Kwanzaa — which is a good thing.

Like Harris, Kwanzaa is pernicious and fake. It was invented by Ronald Everett (a.k.a. Ron Karenga, Maulana Ndabezitha Karenga), who also founded the black nationalist cult United Slaves and was convicted in 1971 of torturing two of its female members.

Before progressives declared war on Christmas, it served to unite us. That was never the point of Kwanzaa, the purpose of which was the “de-whitizing” of the holiday season, according to Al Sharpton. Karenga’s goal was to give blacks “a holiday of their own.” It is to Christmas what “Lift Every Voice and Sing” (the so-called black national anthem) is to the “Star-Spangled Banner.”

Again we see that Kamala Harris is not ready for the big leagues and probably never will be. She is so conspicuously awful that her own presidential campaign collapsed before the primaries, despite her prized Woman of Color status. That’s why the powers behind the scene had to use the disoriented and easily corrupted Joe Biden as a Trojan horse to get her into office.

On a tip from Varla.

Kamala Harris presents herself as a grown-up little black girl whose oppression was slightly alleviated by forced busing:

She supports race-based coercive wealth redistribution, justified by America’s “dark history”:

Maybe she should offer to pay reparations herself, given her slave-owner ancestry:

“My roots go back, within my lifetime, to my paternal grandmother Miss Chrishy (née Christiana Brown), descendant of Hamilton Brown, who is on record as plantation and slave owner and founder of Brown’s Town,” wrote Donald J. Harris in a 2018 essay for Jamaica Global.

Harris is an economist, scholar, and professor of economics, emeritus at Stanford University, according to his Stanford bio.

Her father doesn’t sound all that oppressed, despite Harris having been selected for her identity politics historicness.

Her ancestor Hamilton Brown was born in Ireland. Over the years, he owned over 1,100 slaves.

After the African slave trade was shut down by the U.K. parliament, Brown began to bring Irish immigrants to Jamaica. The Irish government stopped it because Brown was turning the Irish immigrants into slaves.

This isn’t really about race, and it isn’t about our ancestors either. It is about power and money. That’s all Democrats like Harris are in this for. The rest is what Joe Biden might call “malarkey.”

On a tip from Mr. Freemarket.

Everyone who follows politics knows it won’t actually be Joe Biden running the country if he is nominally elected. At this point, he is too mentally feeble for that to be plausible. But Democrats aren’t voting for a pig in a poke. They know exactly what they are voting for. For the sake of stoking the base, de facto presidential candidate Kamala Harris has spelled it out for them, lest any leftists take Biden’s relatively mild rhetoric seriously enough to stay home today. Two days before the election, she tweeted out this open embrace of Marxism, narrated by herself:

We must all end up at the same place. Except of course our rulers, who need to stand above in order to guarantee that wealth is redistributed evenly between those who create it and those who do not.

As plenty of others have noticed, she is calling for communism.

You can see why every attempt to implement Marxism leads quickly through totalitarianism to piles of skulls. People are all different in any number of ways. The control required to produce precisely equal results for vastly different inputs is absolute. The level of slavery this ideology requires is so extreme that it cannot be inflicted without killing people on an industrial scale.

That is why over 100 million people were killed by their own communist governments in the course of 20th century.

The ideals America was founded on, and that allowed the country to grow and thrive, are the polar opposite of the ideology advanced by Kamala Harris et al. It is alarming in the extreme that tens of millions could be brainwashed into betraying their own country and renouncing the freedom that is their birthright as Americans.

If patriotic Americans survive the coming years, they have a duty to reclaim the schools and media. Letting leftists control both for decades put us at the edge of this precipice.

The races of the cartoon characters in Kamala’s video are not coincidental. The authoritarian collectivism that threatens us will have a racial component, as exemplified by the violently race-obsessed Marxists of Black Lives Matter. This adds a new level of tyranny and malice to the ideology that killed tens of millions when it was imposed on Russia and China.

On tips from Rapinhoe, Anonymous, and KirklesWorth.

It’s the Harris/Biden ticket, all right. In Fort Worth yesterday, Rebecca Acuña, Texas state director for the Joe Biden campaign, introduced Kamala Harris as the “next president of the United States.”

Given the context, this had to be a Freudian slip. Trump has recently warned that Biden would step down almost immediately to let Kamala Harris rule. Even if Biden stays in office as a figurehead, it is unlikely that he will be calling any shots, given his weakness and cognitive decline.

Leftists believe some silly things, but no one could believe that Joe Biden is up to the presidency. If the packaging is as unappealing as the nasty corruptocrat Biden, imagine how awful the product they are trying to hide must be.

According to nonpartisan GovTrack, Harris is the furthest-left member of the Senate, which considering the radicalization of the Democrat Party is quite an accomplishment.

Not even Democrat voters find her appealing. Her presidential candidacy collapsed before primary voting started. So the powers behind her run Biden as a dummy candidate.

On tips from Rapinhoe and FrancesJohn.

I thought Kamala Harris was the brains in the duo, because it sure isn’t Biden. But she has what you might call Joe Biden moments.

Here she is not knowing what city she is in:

Hyping COVID-19, she claimed that the virus has killed “over 220 million” Americans. That’s off by about 219,776,000. Democrats have never been good with numbers, which is one reason not to trust them with your money.

She had cited the same imaginary figure a few days earlier in Charlotte.

Want some more Kamala? Here she is electioneering at a polling place:

That may be the biggest crowd she has spoken to in some time.

Still more Kamala. Prepare to cringe as she dances in the rain:

On tips from ABC of the ANC, Anonymous, and Varla.

Kamala Harris turns out to be even phonier than we knew — but at least she doesn’t really listen to rap.

Previously, the former prosecutor who threw people in jail for smoking marijuana announced that she liked to listen to gangsta rapper Tupac Shakur while smoking marijuana in college. She was lying; Shakur hadn’t released anything yet when she graduated.

Now CNN’s Angela Rye accidently brings to light that Harris apparently didn’t even know that Shakur died back in 1996 — and she cannot name a single rap performer who is still alive (despite having been reminded a few minutes earlier that she shares a birthday with Snoop Dogg):

If Harris cannot handle even that pathetic of a softball interview without resorting to a smokescreen of cackling, it is no wonder she has been hiding from the press like Biden in his basement.

On tips from Stormfax, Mr. Freemarket, and KirklesWorth.