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Category: Environmentalism

Nov 01 2022

Greta Thunberg Calls for Overthrow of Capitalist System

The issue is never the issue. The issue is always the revolution — that is, the attainment of absolute power by leftists. The mild, unavoidable climate fluctuation that liberals shriek is a threat to life on earth is not the problem. The problem is that they can dupe the gullible into believing they can control the weather if only given enough power. They want us to abandon the economic freedom that has pulled hundreds of millions out of poverty in favor of a centrally controlled economy of the type that collapsed in the Soviet Union. Climate cult oracle Greta Thunberg confirmed it Sunday night at London’s Royal Festival Hall:

There is no “back to normal”, she told us. “Normal” was the “system” which gave us the climate crisis, a system of “colonialism, imperialism, oppression, genocide”, of “racist, oppressive extractionism”. Climate justice is part of all justice; you can’t have one without the others.

True enough; moonbattery is a package deal. You have to buy the whole thing, not just climate hysteria but neo-Marxism, antiwhite race hate, sexual depravity, transsexualized children, abortion, et cetera, all adding up to globalist, omnipresent, omnipotent government run by depraved maniacs who hate you. Either buy the whole package or fight it with every breath while you still can.

According to Saint Greta,

COP [Conference of the Parties, a series of Liberal World Order climate conferences] itself is little more than a “scam” which facilitates “greenwashing, lying and cheating”. Only overthrow of “the whole capitalist system” will suffice.

The logic is simple. Freedom allows for economic growth. Economic growth makes it be too hot outside. Therefore…

It is hardly surprising that Greta thinks this way given how closely tied environmental activism has become with the more experimental end of the modern Left. … [L]ike the bulk of her generation, she has lost any faith in the gradualist, establishment Left’s power to change things.

For decades, we have been calling environmentalists watermelons: green on the outside, red on the inside. Greta confirms that enviromoonbattery is just a marketing campaign for revolutionary communism.

She isn’t the first to confirm it. As noted at Summit News:

In 2019, Stuart Basden revealed the true goals of the far-left environmentalist action group in a lengthy article posted on Medium.

Basden asserted that whatever climate problems exist can’t be fixed and that the movement should instead be focused on tearing down the entire system of western capitalism (China, the world’s biggest polluter, isn’t mentioned once).

China is ignored because Basden is more interested in destroying Western civilization than in any quixotic quest to control the weather by limiting pollution.

He claimed that “European civilisation” is to blame for spreading “cruelty” and “violence” throughout the globe for the last 600 years and bringing “torture, genocide, carnage and suffering to the ends of the earth.”

Basden then cited numerous “delusions” which are to blame for this situation, including “white supremacy,” “patriarchy” and “class hierarchy” (a strange one given that most Extinction Rebellion protesters are upper middle class snobs who do little but inconvenience and harm the working class).

The agenda has as much to do with the sexual perversion that is so precious to leftists as it does with the climate.

“The delusions of hetero-sexism/heteronormativity propagate the idea that heterosexuality is ‘normal’ and that other expressions of sexuality are deviant,” writes Basden.

The global warming hoax is a Trojan horse filled with a demonic swarm of everything leftists in their malice want to inflict on the world for the sake of their power trip.

On a tip from Occam’s Stubble.

Oct 26 2022

Cats and Dogs as Climate Crimes

Bad news for our beloved canine and feline companions. They have no place in the plans our liberal overlords have for our lives. First Bloomberg told us that we need to adjust to the inflation caused by Democrats’ grotesquely extravagant wasteful spending by denying our pets veterinary care. Now CNN suggests that even the healthy ones ought to be sacrificed to the climate:

Their meat-heavy diet is the biggest contributor to their carbon pawprints, which requires an abundance of energy, land and water to produce. And the production of pet food emits huge amounts of planet-warming gases.

It doesn’t matter that pet food consists largely of byproducts of human food production, because that too must be limited in favor of eating insects.

According to leftists, the carbon dioxide that plants require to live is bad.

According to a 2017 study, feeding dogs and cats creates the equivalent of around 64 million tons of carbon dioxide in the US each year.

The want us to eat bugs because meat is also bad.

And, if our furry friends formed a separate country, it would rank 5th in global meat consumption behind China, the US, Brazil and Russia, according to UCLA professor and author of that study Gregory Okin.

CNN admits pets do a lot for us:

Having a pet in the family is associated with lower stress, fewer heart attacks, lower rates of depression and increased self-esteem.

You can mitigate the climate crime of pet ownership by withholding meat, making them eat insect-based pet foods, buying recyclable toys and leashes, forsaking effective clay cat litter for inferior products made out of old newspapers, flushing pet poop down the toilet, not buying anything for your pet that isn’t necessary so as not to indulge in environmentally offensive consumerism, and trading in your large dog for smaller model. But in the end, the existence of higher animals is never going to fit into the liberal agenda.

“Small rodents and birds are great options,” Okin said. “Snakes, turtles and reptiles can have a really low impact, too, for those that are into it.”

Even if you are able to love rodents and reptiles, they won’t love you back. But the climate will love you — or at least, it won’t hate you as much.

Progressive social engineers don’t want us to have children because they regard human reproduction as environmental vandalism. Why would they let us have dogs and cats? But at least the weather won’t mind if we keep a pet rat, at least for now. I’m going to name mine “Al Gore.”

On a tip from Varla.

Oct 24 2022

Control Cost of Living by Eating Bugs

In case the Stacey Abrams plan to cure inflation by killing your children doesn’t pan out, moonbats have another plan — eat insects:

Budget supermarket Aldi is considering selling edible insect recipe kits as the cost of living crisis hits families. …

Aldi is weighing up whether to stock products by Yum Bug, which make the insect recipe kits.

Yum Bug founders Aaron Thomas and Leo Taylor, both 28, are competing against other start-ups to get their product on the supermarket’s shelves.

Proclaims Thomas,

“We’re on a mission to change perceptions of insects as food… We want to take bug consumption mainstream..”

Fortuitously, this is in step with the Liberal World Order’s agenda. The idea is not so much to provide food that people can still afford despite their money having been rendered increasing worthless through inflation, as to save the planet from the imaginary climate menace. See the World Economic Forum for details.

On tips from Steve T and Franco.

Oct 20 2022

Ecomoonbats Need Bathroom After Gluing Hands to Floor

Climate activists are smart enough to determine how civilization must be completely rearranged in accordance with what is best for the planet. However, they are not bright enough to consider that they might need the bathroom after gluing their hands to the floor of an auto showroom to draw attention to their impossible demand that transportation be “decarbonized”:

The group of 9 activists from the Scientist Rebellion group glued their hands to the floor of the Autostadt, a [Volkswagen] museum in the northern city of Wolfsburg, Germany. …

Some of the activists are on hunger strike, while others complained that Volkswagen had denied their request to have a bowl so that they could go to the toilet ‘in a decent manner’ while they are glued to the floor.

Maybe they should have planned ahead and worn diapers. Nothing could be more fitting, considering the endless tantrums and infantile mentality that characterize sanctimonious ecomoonbats.

Let’s hope that next time these geniuses protest climate change in space by gluing themselves to a SpaceX rocket.

On tips from Occam’s Stubble, 100Bravo, Mr. Freemarket, and KirklesWorth.

Oct 17 2022

Moonbats Force Dutch Children to Eat Insects

The Liberal World Order — via mouthpieces like the World Economic Forum and the BBC — has made it clear that in utopia, the little people will eat insects to please the climate. As with the transsexual agenda, children are targeted, because they put up less resistance, not understanding what is being done to them.

They aren’t just feeding the bugs to African children anymore. Dutch kids have to eat them too:

Holland is the world’s #2 agricultural exporter after the USA. But that won’t last with the government shutting down farms for environmentalist reasons and to make room for refugee resettlement camps. Dutch cuisine of the future will consist of creepy-crawlies doled out by Big Government.

British schoolchildren will also find insects on the menu.

As you might guess, eating bugs is not good for your health. It is an effective way to contract parasites. But pleasing the climate is what counts.

The greater the sacrifice, the nicer the climate, per moonbat ideology. If making children eat insects doesn’t perfect the weather, we might try flinging them down volcanoes.

On tips from Chris Neilson and Folksy Grandpa Joe.

Oct 14 2022

Moonbats Attack Priceless Van Gogh

The weather will be nice now. Moonbats have placated the climate gods by attempting to sacrifice a great work of art:

This took place at the National Gallery in London on Friday. The Wall Street Journal reports:

The protest was organized by the group Just Stop Oil, which aims to stop the U.K. government from engaging in new oil and gas licenses and projects. Metropolitan Police in London said the two protesters were arrested for criminal damage and aggravated trespass.

The gunk they threw on “Sunflowers” was evidently tomato soup. Al Gore meets Andy Warhol.

The Independent adds,

It is one of the most popular paintings in the National Gallery, and is thought to be the picture that Van Gogh was most proud of.

According to the museum, only the frame was damaged. But it wasn’t for want of trying.

Destroying a famous painting is as likely to improve the weather as any boondoggles Democrats have inflated American currency by wasting trillions of dollars on.

The actual reason for attacking the Van Gogh is that it is precious. The essential objective of leftism is to destroy what is precious: freedom, decency, dignity, innocence, holiness, Western Civilization, the human race, everything.

On a tip from Occam’s Stubble.

Oct 05 2022

How to Reverse Failure of Environmental Movement

The purpose of the environmental movement is not to preserve the environment, or it would not promote the use of electric cars, which are environmentally devastating. It would not cripple the energy industry through the leftist tool Biden (see here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, etc.), knowing that destroying the US economy will reduce it to a Third World country of the sort that cannot afford the luxury of environmental protection. The actual point is to advance modern leftism. This ideology is built upon a core of cultural Marxism. Yet many environmentalists continue to belong to the hated white race.

Wails Britain’s The Guardian:

The environment sector has failed to act on its ambitions to become more inclusive, suggests new research that finds just one in 20 organisations are enacting plans to increase ethnic diversity.

According to a sector-wide survey, out of 44 environment charities, 84% had considered or were taking action over a lack of inclusion, but only 4% said they had a consistently implemented action plan. …

[W]hile 86% of leaders agreed it should be a top priority for the sector, only 22% felt it actually was. …

[I]n 2021, just 4.8% of environment professionals had an ethnic minority heritage, compared with 12.6% of the workforce overall, according to official figures. Only farming had lower ethnic minority representation.

Only countries populated by whites or Asians are economically successful enough to indulge in environmentalism rather than focus on staving off starvation. Asians don’t seem that interested, and whites are politically unclean.

The current solution to this conundrum is to displace the population of white countries. But as the USA and UK come to resemble Venezuela and Jamaica, they will develop more pressing problems than the imaginary climate crisis.

The LGBT example suggests a more sensible solution. If men can identify as women and vice versa, why can’t the moonbats of the environmental movement identify as members of preferred races? The strategy works for Rachel Dolezal, who has launched a new career as a transracial lingerie model.

Some in the LGBT community identify as nonbinary, meaning that they are neither one sex nor the other. Likewise, environmentalists could identify as nonracial. That way, they could leap ahead to the day when miscegenation blends all races into one. As the ideological homogeneity of college faculties and newsrooms attests, only when we are all the same can we achieve true diversity.

On tips from Steve T and Wiggins.

Sep 16 2022

Patagonia Goes Full Moonbat and Self-Destructs

When moonbats bark about “reimagining” the police, they mean sideline the police so that American cities can come to resemble Mogadishu (e.g., Chicago). When they bark about reimaging capitalism, they mean take capital and flush it down the toilet. Patagonia founder Yvon Chouinard demonstrates:

Chouinard, his spouse and two adult children are giving away their ownership in the apparel maker he started some 50 years ago, dedicating all profits from the company to projects and organizations that will protect wild land and biodiversity and fight the climate crisis.

The company is worth about $3 billion, according to the New York Times.

Biodiversity is great, but preventing the utilization of undeveloped land is hardly necessary. We have the federal government to impose that by force, despite half of the USA being unoccupied anyway. As for the “climate crisis,” it does not exist, nor would throwing money at it make it go away if it did.

Chouinard piously intones that he is “reimaging capitalism” by turning his company over to envirokooks to be destroyed.

The privately held company’s stock will now be owned by a climate-focused trust and group of nonprofit organizations, called the Patagonia Purpose Trust and the Holdfast Collective respectively, the company said in a statement, noting “every dollar that is not reinvested back into Patagonia will be distributed as dividends to protect the planet.”

Bankruptcy should follow shortly. The impact on supposedly problematic world temperature will be zero. But it’s the self-righteous gesture that counts.

On a tip from Lyle.

Sep 15 2022

Eat the Bugs

Klaus Schwab and the rest of the Liberal World Order have made it clear that so as not to offend the climate, we must eat anything but food: weeds, synthetic pseudofood, plastic trash, lentils, grass, wind turbine blades, et cetera. Most of all, they want us to eat insects, including crickets, larvae,and mealworms, slathered in maggot butter, washed down with a tall glass of cockroach milk.

On behalf of the planet, The Refusers have set these demands to music:

On a tip from Kimberly M.

Sep 08 2022

Open Thread

A true fascist is anyone who wants to take away my air conditioning or force me to ride a bike. - David Harsanyi

Sep 06 2022

Push Back Against Greens or Die of Starvation

Sri Lanka has demonstrated where the green agenda is taking us. It has also demonstrated what to do about it. When President Gotabaya Rajapaksa attempted to inflict mass starvation in the name of the environment, he was overthrown:

Are progressives merely insane, as the video suggests, or are they evil enough to know what they are doing and want to do it anyway?

No serious person thinks that a modern economy can be powered by wind turbines or that the world population can be fed by organic farming. It beggars belief that people sane enough to function as adults do not understand that the green policies pushed by the Democratic Party and Davos globalists would not result in literally billions of deaths by starvation.

As events in Holland indicate, we are close enough to the end game that stopping enviromoonbattery could literally be a matter of your own life or death.

On a tip from KirklesWorth.

Aug 26 2022

Let Them Drink Cockroach Milk

Moonbat social engineers know just what we should drink to wash down the maggot butter, weeds, synthetic pseudofood, plastic trash, lentils, grass, crickets, larvae, and wind turbine blades they want us to eat: cockroach milk.

The Experts have spoken:

Although most cockroaches don’t actually produce milk, Diploptera punctate, which is the only known cockroach to give birth to live young, has been shown to pump out a type of ‘milk’ containing protein crystals to feed its babies.

The fact that an insect produces milk is pretty fascinating – but what fascinated researchers is the fact that a single one of these protein crystals contains more than three times the amount of energy found in an equivalent amount of buffalo milk (which is also higher in calories than regular cow’s milk).

Many will still admit that ingesting insect secretions is disgusting…

But if it helps alleviate the food shortages we’ll have to deal with this generation, we’ll take it.

The piece doesn’t mention that the food shortages we are likely to face will have been unnecessarily imposed by Big Government in the name of leftists’ deranged climate ideology. The Liberal World Order’s war on farming is already well underway in the world’s #2 agricultural exporter. In the world’s #1 agricultural exporter, the largest owner of farmland is reportedly Bill Gates, a member of the Davos clique who wants commoners to eat synthetic beef so as not to offend the planet.

If you don’t want to drink cockroach milk, you hate the climate and do not trust the science. That would make you a bad person.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Aug 24 2022

Let Them Eat Wind Turbine Blades

We can’t be sure we will have enough to eat, given that the maniacs in charge believe that, like efficient energy, food is offensive to the climate. In contrast, there will be no shortage of giant wind turbine blades of dubious usefulness, now that Democrats have devoted hundreds of $billions to green energy waste and corruption in the act of economic sabotage they insolently refer to as the Inflation Reduction Act. What to do with the blades when the turbines stop working is an ongoing dilemma. Jonathan Swift suggests a solution. We must eat the wind turbine blades.

First, we make them into gummy bears:

[R]esearchers at Michigan State University constructed a new form of composite resin for wind turbine blades.

It is comprised of a mixture of glass fibers with plant-derived and synthetic polymers. Once blades formed from this resin can no longer be used, the new material can be recycled into a variety of products – including gummy bears. …

“We recovered food-grade potassium lactate and used it to make gummy bear candies, which I ate,” explained John Dorgan, one of the authors of the paper.

He then vomited blood and collapsed writhing on the floor.

Just kidding about that last part, but the rest of it seems to be on the level — though it is hard to tell fact from parody under rulers who want us to eat maggot butter, weeds, synthetic pseudofood, plastic trash, lentils, grass, crickets, larvae, et cetera in the name of the climate.

On a tip from Blackjack.

Aug 20 2022

Dem Spending Blowout to Hurt Middle Class and Eagles

The value of the US dollar will not be the only victim of the inflationary spending blowout that Democrats insolently call the Inflation Reduction Act. Other casualties will include the middle class that defines America and the eagles that symbolize it.

Regarding the middle class,

According to the Congressional Budget Office, the Inflation Reduction Act slammed through by Democrats is going to hit middle-class working Americans hard in the wallet with $20 billion in new taxes at a time when they can least afford it. …

Not only is the middle-class set to get hammered with $20,000 billion in taxes over the next decade, but the 87,000 new IRS agents added to the agency, roughly doubling its force, will also allegedly be busy auditing those same struggling Americans. …

The CBO’s conclusion echoes that of an earlier report from the Joint Committee on Taxation that determined that the $80 billion the bill will spend on IRS expansion will wind up targeting small business owners…

Biden arrogantly signed the bill despite having repeatedly promised not to raise taxes on anyone making less than $400,000 per year. Senator Mike Crapo (R-ID) introduced an amendment to protect these Americans from increased IRS scrutiny under the bill. This was shot down by Democrats along party lines, as they continued to follow fellow Marxist Vladimir Lenin’s advice to crush the middle class between the millstones of taxation and inflation.

Regarding eagles,

Biden is ramping up wind energy developments which scientists say could lead to 20,000 golden eagle deaths over a ten-year period, equal to roughly 50% of the species’ population, which is about 40,000, according to the AP, citing a United States Geological Survey (USGS) study. …

The expansion of wind power is a key part of President Joe Biden’s climate agenda that seeks to replace fossil fuels with green energy sources like wind turbines in order to achieve net-zero carbon emissions economy-wide by 2050.

We are insultingly asked to believe that hideous wind turbines will improve the weather. Their actual purpose is to launder taxpayer money to pay off Democrat campaign donors, a form of corruption perfected by Biden’s mentor Obama.

Government officials collect golden eagle death numbers via an online system used by government agencies, companies, scientists, tribes and private groups, according to the AP. However, officials refuse to reveal exactly how many eagles are killed by wind farms, arguing that it is critical law enforcement information.

No doubt the number of small businesses that are taxed out of existence to pay for useless wind turbines will also be suppressed as “critical law enforcement information.”

It is estimated that more than one million birds a year are killed by wind turbines, according to the conservationist NGO, the Sierra Club.

There is zero chance that wind turbines will meet more than a small fraction of our energy needs, much less stop the climate from fluctuating the way it always has and always will.

Imagine if you could cure cancer just by not voting for it. Yet half the population continues to vote for Democrats.

Here’s what they’re wasting our money on.

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