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Sep 12 2023

Profiles in Countermoonbattery: David Wells

Kneeling to Black Lives Matter as it looted businesses and tore down statues of the Founding Fathers marked the total capitulation of professional baseball to the radical left, rendering the sport unwatchable. Back in the day, you could like and admire baseball players — especially no-nonsense countermoonbats like David Wells of the New York Yankees:

Wells appeared at the 75th Old-Timers’ Day at Yankee Stadium on Saturday – which celebrated the 25th anniversary of the 1998 Bronx Bombers squad that won 125 games and captured the World Series.

Wells covered up the Nike logo with medical tape on his Yankees jersey for Old Timers’ Day because he disagrees with the sneaker company’s politics.

Wells declared, “I hate Nike! They’re woke!”

That they are. Their logo on a uniform is a desecration.

According to The Athletic, “He said that if he were playing today, he would have cut a hole into his jersey and worn it on the field like that rather than display Nike’s logo on his body.”

Unsurprisingly, Boomer does not drink Bud Light, the brand that chained itself to the nightmarishly repulsive personification of liberal manhood Dylan Mulvaney.

If anyone is more woke even than the leftist kooks running Nike, it could only be the quintessential moonbat Keith Olbermann. He and Wells don’t seem to hit it off:

Seeking a rebuttal, Olberman tagged Wells on the X social media platform along with a screenshot of the former star pitcher voicing his displeasure with Bud Light.

Olbermann tweeted, “Bulls**t. @BoomerWells33 would drink wood alcohol. Another f***ing fraud.”

Wells struck back at Olbermann with a home run response, “Keith shut the f*** up. Just because you never played the game and all you did was work for ESPN and talk s**t on all of us players because you have a degree in journalism makes you an expert on putting athletes down. And that’s if you even have a degree. Stick to your politics.”

It will be some time before Olbermann can sit comfortably after such a well-placed kick in the pants.

On tips from Varla and seaoh.

Sep 07 2023

Bill Gates Buys Into Budweiser

They say fools and their money are soon parted. The world will be better off when cartoonishly malevolent moonbat zillionaire Bill Gates has been parted from his. In the unlikely event you needed another reason not to drink anything sold by AB InBev, he provides another:

Bill Gates has acquired 1.7 million shares of Anheuser-Busch Inbev through the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation trust during the second quarter of this year. …

The market value of Gates’ investment in Anheuser-Busch is valued at $95 million, according to TipRanks.

Maybe consumers will decide they don’t mind having LGBTism condescendingly rammed down their throats. Maybe Budweiser will stage a comeback. Or maybe not:

Over the past six months, the company’s share price has fallen nearly nine percent, the New York Post reported. In the past five days, the stock has been down over three percent.

It could be that Gates expects growth in the Asia Pacific region to make AB InBev a good investment despite alienation of the American market. Or it could be that Gates is pouring money down the drain to secure the approval of his peers. Pasting Dylan Mulvaney on cans of Bud Light erased $6 billion in market value, but it won the hearts of liberal elitists — who unfortunately for Budweiser don’t drink much beer.

At least bailing out Budweiser will cause less damage than buying up 70 million acres of forest, cutting down all the trees, and burying them to appease the climate.

On a tip from KirklesWorth.

Aug 06 2023

NASCAR Driver Canceled Over Lighthearted Meme

No one is more based than the fan base of NASCAR, who gave us the original version of the patriotic chant “Let’s Go Brandon.” In contrast, no one is more woke than the moonbats who run it. The leftism imposed from approve is so repressive that driver Noah Gragson has been suspended indefinitely for not displaying sufficient reverence for a career criminal who died of a fentanyl overdose while resisting arrest against a police officer half his size and who went on to become a deity in the liberal religion.

All Gragson did was like this light-hearted meme:

The reference is to the song “Under the Sea” from The Little Mermaid. Our moonbat overlords are not amused:

“We have made the decision to suspend Noah Gragson effective immediately regarding his actions that do not represent the values of our team,” Legacy Motor Club said in a statement. “Josh Berry will drive the No. 42 entry for this weekend’s NASCAR Cup Series race at Michigan.”

NASCAR tripled down on the team’s heavy-handed punishment:

“NASCAR fully supports Legacy Motor Club’s decision to suspend Noah Gragson,” the racing association stated. “Following his actions on social media, NASCAR has determined that Gragson has violated the Member Conduct section of the 2023 NASCAR Rule Book and has placed him under indefinite suspension.”

Don’t feel sorry for Gragson. Disgustingly, he licks the hand that whacked him:

“I am disappointed in myself for my lack of attention and actions on social media,” Gragson [groveled] on Twitter. “I understand the severity of this situation. I love and appreciate everyone. I try to treat everyone equally no matter who they are. I messed up plain and simple.”

We can’t all be Jason Aldean. But at some point life is not worth living without self-respect. How someone can have the nerve to drive a racecar but not to stand up to the gaggle of Dylan Mulvaneys comprising the liberal establishment is a mystery.

This rigid brand of “tolerance” is to be expected from the suits at NASCAR:

NASCAR has taken other actions in the wake of Floyd’s death, including its decision to ban the Confederate flag from its events and venues following complaints about its use by Bubba Wallace.

Pseudo-oppressed crybully Bubba Wallace is famous for possibly the most comically dim-witted hate hoax yet. If only all drivers were Bubba Wallace, NASCAR wouldn’t have to cancel them.

Totalitarianism means everyone must walk on egg shells at all times lest they say something that offends their overlords. That’s why there is no humor in totalitarian societies.

On tips from Wiggins and Varla.

Jul 31 2023

Man Becomes Dog

If a man can be a woman, then it stands to reason that he can be a dog:

A Japanese native has transformed himself into a canine after forking out more than $14,000 for a custom-made collie costume.

The private citizen, who goes only by Toco online, says the unusual garment has helped actualize his dream of “becoming an animal.”

Toco is no crazier than Dylan Mulvaney and less likely to induce convulsive vomiting.

What an excellent way to evade the IRS. According to the ideology of our rulers, you are whatever you identify as. Dogs don’t have to pay taxes.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.

Jul 17 2023

Maybelline Goes Out of Its Way to Disgust Customers

Formerly, advertisers attempted to appeal to customers. But like so many institutions, advertising was infiltrated and subverted by moonbats, and now serves the opposite purpose. Advertisements now deliberately disgust customers and bully them with obnoxious woke ideology. Soon to be extinct Bud Light is an obvious example. Maybelline is another:

Maybelline shared a video from TikTok content creator Ryan Vita applying the company’s new range of lipsticks on sale for Amazon Prime Day. These were on the company’s Instagram and TikTok accounts. Vita, who uses “she/he/they” pronouns and has over one million followers on TikTok, is described as a paid “Maybelline Partner” in the post.

As with Anheuser-Busch, intrusive LGBTism from L’Oreal’s Maybelline is not new.

In April, Maybelline experienced a wave of backlash after the company partnered with Dylan Mulvaney to sell its products in social media ads.

Not even a liberal could expect women to want to look like this:

Either the posturing wokesters running the corporate world are so hermetically sealed in their detached ruling class bubble that they are not aware of Bud Light’s impending demise, or they don’t care whether we buy their products or not, so long as they can smear moonbattery in our faces. This is already the case with Hollywood.

On tips from Steve and ABC of the ANC.

Jul 14 2023

Looks Like Costco Won’t Restock Bud Light

Just a few months ago, Bud Light was the top-selling beer in the USA. Then, after many years of ramming LGBTism down customers’ throats, Anheuser-Busch added the straw that broke the camel’s back by plastering Dylan Mulvaney’s creepy face on cans. The resulting boycott has cost them $billions. Bud Light is not even in the top 10 anymore. If rumors that Costco will stop stocking it turn out to be true, the brand has entered a death spiral:

Multiple sleuths on social media have uncovered the infamous “star of death” on Bud Light cases at several Costco locations. If you’re not aware of how Costco does business, their star of death (also known as the “death star”) normally means that item will not be restocked once it sells out.

Bud Light has been marked for death.

This indicates not only that regular Americans are capable of pushing back against our contemptuous moonbat overlords with sustained boycotts, but that people who are not political are sick of being force-fed LGBT depravity by the degenerate ruling class.

Even those who do not associate Bud Light with LGBTism won’t buy it if it isn’t on the shelf. Bye-bye Bud Light.

Since corporate moonbats are probably too arrogant to learn from this lesson, more scalps will need to be taken.

On tips from Franco and ABC of the ANC.

Jul 13 2023

Profiles in Countermoonbattery: Christine Geiger

You don’t need a seat at the table of the liberal establishment to make a difference. You just need the guts to serve as an inspiration to others. You might own a hair salon in Traverse City, Michigan:

“If a human identifies as anything other than a man/woman, please seek services at a local pet groomer,” Christine Geiger wrote disparagingly on a since-deleted Facebook page. “You are not welcome at this salon. Period.”

“This is America; free speech. This small business has the right to refuse services,” she added.

This is America to the extent we stand up for inalienable rights like free speech and freedom of association.

Geiger, who owns Studio 8 Hair Lab, appeared to be responding to a Michigan house bill that would expand the state’s hate-crime law to include harassment or intimidation on the basis of gender identity or sexual orientation.

“Harassment or intimidation” are to be determined by the alleged victims. After the state’s cartoonishly tyrannical Disney witch of a governor signs the bill into law, remarks like Geiger’s will constitute a felony in Michigan, as will literally any statement the Alphabet People regard as unsupportive of their lifestyle and ideology.

Already the fist of Big Government is poised to crash down on her:

Geiger’s comments … were condemned by a spokesman for Michigan attorney general Dana Nessel. “The Attorney General finds the comments to be hateful, reprehensible remarks,” the spokesman told the Independent, adding that Geiger is likely to face legal consequences.

When it comes to suppressing free speech, turn to the experts at the ACLU:

Nathan Triplett, president of the Michigan ACLU, explained on Twitter that Geiger is in violation of the state’s Elliot-Larsen Civil Rights Act, which was recently amended to also prohibit discrimination based on gender identity and sexual orientation.

The same sort of corporate moonbats who thought it was a good idea to put Dylan Mulvaney’s face on Bud Light cans also want to punish her:

On Wednesday, hair product manufacturer Jack Winn Pro withdrew its products from Geiger’s salon, writing in a statement that it “reject[s] hate speech in any form” and that Geiger “no longer has authorization to represent our brand or products.”

The leftist Gorgons on The View have set to work whipping up the mob against her:

Goldberg, 67, said ‘you can’t make fun and say rude stuff about people’ in reference to the controversial comment by salon owner Christine Geiger.

Or at least, you can’t about special people. Not unless you have a lot of nerve — which will be required to prevent the country from continuing to slide into straightforward tyranny.

If you want to know who controls you, look at who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

On tips from Varla and The Great Cornholio.

Jun 30 2023

Anheuser-Busch Continues to Flounder

CEO Brendan Whitworth is not the one to rescue Anheuser-Busch from the Dylan Mulvaney debacle. Not if his Wednesday appearance on CBS Mornings is any indication:

While Whitworth did make it clear that the company will continue to support the LGBTQ community, he also defended the company’s decision to support anti-LGBTQ politicians. He also refused to give a clear answer on whether or not the promotion with Mulvaney was a mistake – which angered both sides.

You can’t not take sides in this fight after you have taken the LGBT side for years. Whitworth’s invertebrate squirming satisfies no one:

Unsurprisingly, Mr. Mulvaney has turned on Anheuser-Busch, squeaking,

“For a company to hire a trans person and then not publicly stand by them is worse in my opinion than not hiring a trans person at all.”

Having made the unforced error of identifying its beer with degeneracy, sexual perversion, and mental illness, Anheuser-Busch has two options: (1) double down and put Mulvaney’s creepy face on all its packaging, so that it can at least sell beer to Democrats; or (2) apologize for pushing LGBTism and mend its ways. It won’t do either, due to weak leadership. That’s why the crisis is spinning out of control.

Revelation 3:16 applies nicely to Bud Light and all other Anheuser-Busch brands:

So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

On tips from Chad D.D. Lover, Anonymous, and Franco.

Jun 22 2023

Anheuser-Busch Wins Marketing Award

In a society turned upside down and backward, awards are given to those who least deserve them. As far back as 1932, New York Times propagandist Walter Duranty received a Pulitzer Prize for keeping Stalin’s atrocities from the public. In 2009, Barack Obama received the Nobel Peace Prize immediately after taking office; the community organizer predicably went on to sow seeds of racial division that are currently tearing the country apart. In 2023, Anheuser-Busch’s chief marketing officer was awarded the advertising equivalent of an Oscar:

Marcel Marcondes [accepted] an award for ‘Creative Marketer of the Year’ at Cannes Lions – a lavish industry conference in the south of France dubbed the ‘Oscars for the adverting industry.’

It comes months after the company lost $27 billion in value due to a campaign in which it partnered with trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney.

That campaign dethroned Bud Light as the USA’s #1 beer.

Though AB was named the winner of the award before the fiasco erupted, it was not officially awarded until Monday, meaning there was a mighty elephant in the room.

If you receive an award in a world run by moonbats, you are on the wrong track. Too bad Transheuser-Busch didn’t realize this before putting Dylan Mulvaney on beer cans.

On a tip from Lyle.

Jun 01 2023

LGBTification of MLB Reveals Cowards and Heroes

Aging glam rocker Paul Stanley can take heart. He no longer stands out as the most contemptible figure in public life. Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Anthony Bass has matched him by presenting the same disgraceful spectacle of a guy sane enough to acknowledge that LGBTism is wicked but too weak not to cave obsequiously to the Gaystapo:

When cowards submitting to leftists promise to educate themselves, they renounce any claim to respect.

Bass was begging forgiveness for sharing this video:

“The ballpark is for everybody,” Bass whimpers obediently. Everybody except Christians, that is.

The context is not merely Bud Light making its customers want to puke by shoving Dylan Mulvaney in their faces. The center of attention has shifted to the highly effective boycott of Target, explicitly for targeting children for transsexualization — a path that will destroy their minds, bodies, and souls.

What Paul Stanley and Anthony Bass crawl in submission before is not merely nauseating; it is satanic. The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence — publicly fêted by MLB teams — make this explicit.

Although there are nowhere near enough of them to redeem the sport, a tiny minority of professional baseball players have character — including the great Clayton Kershaw, who has been promoting Christian Faith Day in response to the Dodgers hosting explicitly blasphemous LGBT activists:

“For us, we felt like the best thing to do in response was, instead of maybe making a statement condemning or anything like that, would be just to instead try to show what we do support, as opposed to maybe what we don’t,” Kershaw said. “And that was Jesus. So to make Christian Faith Day our response is what we felt like was the best decision.”

Another hero is fellow Dodger Blake Treinen:

“I am disappointed to see the Sister’s of Perpetual Indulgence being honored as heroes at Dodger Stadium,” Treinen said in a statement posted to Twitter via his friend Sean Feucht. “Many of their performances are blasphemous, and their work only displays hate and mockery of Catholics and the Christian faith.”

That’s the point of it. You might say it is the point of the entire LGBT blitzkrieg being waged against society.

As reported, the “Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence” are made up of adult men who dress as perverted nuns. They also openly sexualize Jesus Christ, degrade Mary Mother of God, and disparage other key components of the Roman Catholic faith to encourage “sexual liberation.” Per CatholicVote’s Brian Burch, “In one infamous stunt, they tricked an archbishop into giving them the Eucharist — the most important sacrament of the Catholic faith — so they could defile it.”

That’s what the liberal establishment demands we revere.

Anyone who stands up to the liberal establishment deserves kudos. Anyone who submits to it lives in a state of disgrace — particularly cowards like Anthony Bass who can’t claim not to know it is evil.

On tips from Jester and Wiggins.

May 28 2023

The Horror

You thought nothing could be as chunk-hurlingly disgusting as the recent bid by Adidas to top Nike using Dylan Mulvaney to model sports bras? Wrong. No matter how long you stare into the abyss that is moonbattery, you will always discover new horrors, each at least as sickening as the last.

A previously neglected Calvin Klein ad from last year’s Pride Month promotion has come to light, featuring transgender model Bappie Kortram.

Kortram is a “trans man.” She has not had her chest surgically disfigured. However, she has deformed herself pharmaceutically to the point of growing chest hair and a beard. If the objective was to render herself repulsive, she succeeded.

Unsurprisingly, Bappie Kortram has also modeled for Adidas. She constitutes a woke trifecta: transsexual, black, and morbidly obese.

As with Bud Light, this crime against decency is part of a larger campaign:

Last year, Calvin Klein also rolled out a Mother’s Day ad campaign featuring a pregnant “man.”

This isn’t about selling clothes; it is social engineering. The motive is the demonic blend of depravity and malice that drives all things progressive.

Are we below the fold yet? Presenting Bappie Kortram, who represents what our ruling class wants us to want to look like:

On tips from Ed McAninch and ABC of the ANC.

May 23 2023

Fox News Requests Bud Light Treatment

Leftists enjoy crushing their opposition in a full frontal assault in the tradition of Joseph Stalin, but when that isn’t expedient, they use the Antonio Gramsci approach of infiltrating and subverting institutions they oppose. Progressive bête noire Fox News is a case in point. The liberal establishment inflicted serious damage with the Dominion lawsuit, directly costing FNC nearly $800 million and forcing it to fire its #1 attraction. But the death blow that kills Fox will be delivered from within.

The Daily Signal has gotten ahold of a company handbook revealing that Fox News complies obediently with LGBT mandates, specifying that men can use the women’s restroom, can show up for work dressed in women’s clothes, and must be referred to with female pronouns if they so demand. Employees are encouraged to become transsexual through a “Workplace Transition Plan.”

The revelations [come] amid conservative consternation at Fox Digital’s use of activist language like “gender affirming care” in stories on its website, as well as the site’s consistent use of female pronouns for biological males like TikTok celebrity Dylan Mulvaney and swimmer Lia Thomas (formerly known as Will Thomas).

Imagine trusting a media source that arrogantly lies to your face, even when it clearly knows you know it is lying. This is the case when “journalists” refer to guys like Mulvaney and Thomas as “she.” They express open contempt for their audience and force you to wonder what else they are lying about.

It isn’t just a rule of thumb; it is an iron clad law. No outlet that knowingly refers to people by the wrong pronouns in order to comply with LGBTism can be regarded as a reliable source of information.

What now passes for journalism borders on a crime against humanity:

Fox also drew strong backlash for a June 2022 on-air segment praising a child’s gender transition as an “inspiration to others.” That segment briefly depicted California state Sen. Scott Weiner, a far-left Democrat who led the move to soften sex offender registry requirements for sodomy with minors, and highlighted the activist claim that a child might commit suicide if he or she is not permitted to transition.

The pernicious effect extends beyond the Fox News viewership to compromise conservatives in general. Matt Walsh and Steve Deace explain how:

Disney’s leftist propaganda outlet ESPN is particularly insidious because it circumvents intellectual defenses by disguising the moonbattery under a sugar coating of sports coverage. FNC is more insidious still, hiding the woke poison in conservative lite pablum.

Those who rock the liberal establishment boat soon end up over the gunwale — e.g., Tucker Carlson, Dan Bongino, and Glenn Beck.

Carlson had to fight FNC brass to get the eloquent opponent of LGBTism Walsh on his show. Walsh notes that there is “no daylight at all between Fox News and MSNBC when it comes to gender” and adds,

“If it were up to me, Fox would get the Bud Light treatment.”

Fox is even more vulnerable that Anheuser-Busch, having a customer base that consists almost entirely of people sick of being force-fed liberalism.

On a tip from Franco.

May 19 2023

Ford Pulls a Bud Light

If any product could be crazier even than beer to market by associating it with transsexualism, it would be trucks. So Ford rams this down our throats:

They would have shown Sam Brinton stepping out of the rainbow truck in the latest dress he stole, but he was otherwise engaged.

The liberal elite types comprising the advertising industry probably live inside a bubble of unmitigated moonbattery in which they never encounter a regular American. Even so, they can’t be this clueless — not after what has been happening to sales of Bud Light. They aren’t trying to sell trucks; they are sending a message:

We don’t like you smelly working people who buy trucks. We would rather sell pickups to Dylan Mulvaney instead. If transsexuals don’t buy trucks, fine; we won’t sell them. Our business model doesn’t require us to. We make moronic electric vehicles that no one wants to please the kooks running the federal government. In return, bureaucrats give us your money whether you drive our trucks or not.

On tips from DCGere and Ed McAninch.

May 18 2023

Moonbatty Adidas Ad Brings Breakfast Back Up

Even as Anheuser-Busch scrambles pathetically to stop the bleeding caused by the boycott it provoked by ramming LGBTism down its customers’ throats, other companies march forward off the woke cliff. Next up is Adidas:

Adidas has sparked calls for a boycott after launching a new range of women’s swimwear using what appears to be a man as the model.

“Appears to be” because according to the media’s ideology, if he says he is transsexual, he is not a man, but a trans woman.

The swimsuit range is part of Adidas’s ‘Pride 2023’ collection, and is for sale on the website in the women’s section.

However, the model showing off the swimwear has a hairy chest and a bulge in the crotch area. …

The swimsuit was created by South African designer Rich Mnisi and released to honour Pride Month.

This nauseating absurdity isn’t even original. Belligerently ultraleft Nike has already used the repulsive Dylan Mulvaney to model women’s clothes. But Adidas does score political correctness points for being exceptionally disgusting:

Markets are opening for those smart enough to serve the growing percentage of the population that has had enough moonbattery rammed down its throat by Adidas, Anheuser-Busch, Nike, and the rest of the liberal corporate establishment.

On tips from Ed McAninch, Eddie_Valiant, and Franco.

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