No wonder so many strive to be acknowledged as marginalized. The privileges this cherished status entails can be remunerative.
CTV News reports on what happened to a Montreal hair salon called Station 10:
Alexe Frédéric Migneault identifies as non-binary and was asked to select a male or female haircut on the salon’s site in 2023.
Not being able to select a nonbinary option when he booked his appointment oppressed Migneault. As a victim, he is entitled to other people’s money, according to the system of sheer moonbattery currently prevailing in Canada.
“I was already spiraling into a huge mental health crisis, and it precipitated my, falling to complete a disability,” they [i.e., Mr. Migneault] said. “I was unable to work for a year and a half.”
They [sic] filed a complaint with the Human Rights Commission, which recommended a $500 settlement.
Station 10 sensibly refused to pay, so Migneault sued it for $12,000. A court ordered it to pay him $500 — even though the salon’s website had already added an absurd gender-neutral booking option to keep greedy crybullies off its back.
No doubt Migneault is still sniffling over the oppression he endured and congratulating himself for boldly confronting it.
If you are short on money, you might try identifying as a pelican and then suing hair salons for not letting you book your appointment accordingly.
On a tip from Steve T. Hat tip: Thompson Blog.
UPDATE:
Looks like Mr. Migneault might actually be female. The 5 o’clock shadow threw me off. Hormones can work miracles of evil.